The Collingwood Rant is now up!

[Sly]

On The Collingwood Rant this week, we look at our narrow escape over Brisbane, Collingwood in the media, and at next week's clash against Geelong!

Check it out here!

[Sly]

Featuring:

-- wrap-up of the Geelong match
-- Media Mephitic
-- a new segment 'Issue of the Week'
-- preview of the St Kilda game
-- and answering last week's Question of the Week!

All in a sleek new format!

Check us out on YouTube here.

[MagpieBat]

'The following program is classified M. It contains frequent coarse language and material which may distress Collingwood supporters. YouTube recommends viewing by persons over the age of 15'.

You guys really should be sponsored by Corona, you know that...?

Great show.

[Sly]

We should. We tried. Unfortunately, they weren't interested.

Curiously (well, not really), there wasn't as much swearing when we were winning.

[MagpieBat]

Corona really don't know what they're missing out on...

[Sly]

We look at the clash against the Saints, there's Media Mephitic, we rip commentators in the new segment 'Wax Lyrical, Wax Dumb', and we preview the clash against the Dogs at Etihad.

Check it out on YouTube here.

[Sly]

Welcome to the new episode of the Rant!

This week, Sly and Spook look at the HUGE win over the Dees, let slip the dogs of bore in Media Mephitic, compile some random thoughts on what the next seven rounds may look like in the Preview and then close with the Issue of the Week.

If you watch one show this week, make it Love Island. If you watch two shows, then consider the Rant!

Check us out on YouTube here!

[MagpieBat]

Corona have been given the arse, have they...?

[Sly]

We thought we'd try something different (Chang).

If our season turns pear-shaped, it might come back to that decision.

[rambler]

Just spent a flu-stricken night watching a youtube marathon of all the rants from round 1 to now. Love the banter guys. Interesting watching you guys go from deflated/pessimistic to optomistic/flag talk. Go Pies

[Sly]

Thanks, Rambler.

Long may the optimism live ... although I can't quite dismiss the dread yet.

[Sly]

The latest episode of The Collingwood Rant has spared no expense for ground-breaking special effects to engross our faithful audience!

We also talk about the win over Carlton, Daisy Thomas, prejudiced commentators, Collingwood in the media in Media Mephitic, the Issue of the Week (umpiring and frees!), preview the game against Gold Coast, and discuss the potential repercussions of Adam Treloar's injuries (<---plural: only at Collingwood!)!

Check it out on YouTube here!

[MagpieBat]

Nice work as always.

I get it now. The bear is actually The Chief! You just keep him sitting around like a little mascot and transform him into his human state when you want some company and/or amusement! I don't know whether to laugh, or be terrified, at such sadism. Probably both.

And no, I am not one of the 2 nasty little people who clicks "Dislike". This week, anyways...

[Sly]

Haha. Thanks, MagpieBat.

We got David Lynch to direct the opening of this week's episode.

[MagpieBat]

Speaking of directors, nice little reference to Zack Snyder there re Alex Rance. Just show him the slow-motion replay of that dive and Henry Cavill will be out of a job faster than you can say "Movember"...