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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2018 6:47 pm
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Pi wrote:
https://www.sportingnews.com/au/afl/news/treason-port-adelaide-directs-fan-to-collingwood-for-prison-bar-jumper/t2qg3m315p0c1vmov66ybzdjs

Laughing Laughing Laughing


Yeah, saw that on Twitter. Priceless. Wink Laughing

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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 7:24 pm
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AN ENGLISH bulldog has been euthanased after biting off his Scottish owner's testicles, which had been coated in peanut butter.

The 22-year-old man, who has not been named, was found fully clothed and lying in a pool of blood in his Haddington, East Lothian, apartment. He was rushed to hospital where he was put in an induced coma for several days.

He returned to consciousness and co-operated with police.


https://www.news-mail.com.au/news/english-bulldog-bites-off-scottish-mans-peanut-but/3566516/

Couldn't help laugh at that, feel sorry for the dog though, should have euthanised the bloke instead.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 12:59 pm
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This is gold:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIqu5Dim-jU

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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 6:22 pm
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^

We clearly have very different senses of humour.

Now, if he called in and did a Toby from Newport THAT would have been funny.

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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2018 12:50 pm
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Nothing like making fun our of names that have "dick" in them for a giggle.

https://www.ranker.com/list/dicks-with-unfortunate-names/nathandavidson

My new favourite is Dr. Dick Chop who specialises in vasectomies. Shocked Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2018 3:19 pm
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If we get a flat tyre on this site, we're not allowed to change it ourselves Shocked The cars don't even have a spare on board! You have to call the tyre fitters, who get to you when they can.... looks like a long lunch break Cool Fine with me, it's 47 out there.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2018 5:39 pm
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2018 6:32 pm
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With online shopping apparently now a big thing, people pinching parcels left near someones front door is also a thing, particularly in the USA.

So, what happens when an ex NASA engineer gets a parcel pinched and decides to teach porch thieves a lesson?

This. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoxhDk-hwuo

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2018 6:46 pm
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Omg so funny! So deserved!
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:38 pm
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It's #1 on trending.

This is hilarious Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2018 1:06 pm
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interesting looking fruit platter Embarassed https://www.news.com.au/national/northern-territory/what-no-banana-erotic-fruit-platters-go-down-well-with-darwin-customers/news-story/ac086989bea02c6b08640caa30a6fee8

The twitter pick and caption seems to have got some people hot and bothered.

https://twitter.com/HayleySorensen/status/1075884217655947264

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2018 1:27 pm
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stui magpie wrote:
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This. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoxhDk-hwuo

Hope no one missed the "crikey!" near the end.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2018 1:49 pm
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Sooooooo are you guys going for the tight platter?
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2018 6:47 pm
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depends. Razz

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2018 9:58 pm
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stui magpie wrote:
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So, what happens when an ex NASA engineer gets a parcel pinched and decides to teach porch thieves a lesson?
This. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoxhDk-hwuo

Questions now being raised about how much of this was staged...
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