Alf you are the man!!!

[joffa#brutus]

Alf,jesus christ is taking some well earned leave shortly and is desperate to find some one to fill in whilst he is away.He in paticular wants somebody to question and interrogate new arrivals
on whether they should proceed through the pearly gates.So here is your big chance mate,he has told me to give you a test and i gotta fax it to him when you have finished.Ok a smallish man with spectacles is heading up to you on the heavenly steps.It is your job to decide whether he should proceed into heaven,The guys name is john howard and believe it or not not far behind him is the one and only peter reith.Now if you are accepted and i think you will be and you happen to see John elliot can you please give me the task on whether or not he should proceed into heaven.Now Alf dont keep the great man waiting!!!!

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Shite,Shite, Bloody Shite!! Here Comes Collingwood To Kick Your Arse Forever Black And White!!...SHITE...

[AlfAndrews]

What??????????

You mean someone's bumped off Johhny Four-Eyes!!!!!!

And Peter Root-the-Workers!!!!!!!!!!

And the Pig's Arse himself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nah, mate. I'm the wrong man for the job. Find the person who killed the Unholy Trinity: Johnnie, Pete and the P.A.

I think HE should fill in for J.C. while he's on leave.

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**floreat pica**