Kevin

[Mick's My Favourite]

Hello

For Eddie's sake so he can plug Nick's on friday night football, I think we need to be more personable but making it more intimate. This will make Eddie feel more at easewhen he visits here.

I will start.

My name is Kevin

I like Scottish Highland bands

My favourity meal is vegtable lasagna

[Cam]

Maybe we just need to get rid of a few d!ckheads

[rand corp]

"The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flak jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an iron-on sporting the Mad slogan "Up With Mini-Skirts". Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didnt quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed Charlie to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in Oz, but they just cant get the spices right..."

[raymond35]

thankyou Seymour Skinner.

[Mick's My Favourite]

Ray Fidge.

Is your name Ray?

I think I saw you at my Vegitarian's Scottish Highland Band Tattoo

[freddie foxx]

Have you ever discovered a star in outer space?

Well once, but by the time I went to announce it Principal Kehetko had already done so...But we got back at Principal Kehetko...him and that little boy of his...anyway..

[raymond35]

[raymond35]

..and they promised me a parade when i got back from Nam, instead they spat in my face!

[Mick's My Favourite]

Ray I know how you feel Man

nobody respects or wants to know the sacrifices that were made.

they are too busy buying as many consumer products as possible and sinking in as much debt as they can get.

That is what live in the new century has become.

60 hour working weeks and nobody able to communicate properly.

Sons don't know their fathers cause they are too busy working to pay to keep up with the Jones.

The world has become a pretty stuffed up place...very very right wing.

In our day a man and his shelia loved each other and talked to each other. We made time and we cared.

Kids were looked after and loved.

These days, nobody has time.

[Presti35]

Where do you guys get your dope from?

[Miss_Lisey_Molloy]

Wooo Hoo, go Simpsons!!!!!


Love always, Alyssa xoxo

[Lone Ranger]

Was that really Seymour Skinner or was it Armin Tamzarian???

[Joel]

[Dale61]

I'm Kevin, and so is my wife!

(Adapted from Monty Python's Life Of Brian)

[Johnson#26]

Why is this in general discussion?