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Eunos 



Joined: 07 Feb 2004


PostPosted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:24 pm
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http://geography.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?site=http://www.guardian.co.uk/life/feature/story/0%2C13026%2C1108853%2C00.html

Not bad enough that we have global warming, now it's global dimming. Which basically is the lack of sunlight getting to us because of pollution.
As we are hanging our hat on solar energy to replace our fossil fuels looks like a bleak future for your kids.

Me? No kids so, I will just burn all the fossil fuel i want......maybe 10 human beings worth......then die.......
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Dr Alf Andrews Pisces

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 1:49 am
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Maybe you could burn OTHER people's kids then Twisted Evil
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Eunos 



Joined: 07 Feb 2004


PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 9:22 am
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Dr Alf Andrews wrote:
Maybe you could burn OTHER people's kids then Twisted Evil


Good idea Alf. And in times past it would work really well, but....
The fat content that is found in todays kids means they just flame up to quickly to have any real energy value.








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Gunder 



Joined: 12 Mar 2005


PostPosted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 4:14 pm
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Imagine the relief of the kids though
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Gunder 



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 4:16 pm
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The earth regularly passes through a meteor stream that blocks sunlight and cause multiple impacts that also cause nuclear winters, acid rain, widespread vulcanism, crop failure, earthquakes, super storms, tidal waves and disease.... now stop yer whining ya schoolgirl
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HAL 

Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.


Joined: 17 Mar 2003


PostPosted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 4:19 pm
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Tell me more about your planet.
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Gunder 



Joined: 12 Mar 2005


PostPosted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 4:51 pm
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HAL wrote:
Tell me more about your planet.

It's a lovely place Hal, with rivers of lemonade and houses made out of chocolate, the sun drips honeycomb and the moon weeps strawberry kisses
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David Libra

I dare you to try


Joined: 27 Jul 2003
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 10:27 pm
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I think Hal and you should get to know each other a lot better, that pathetic low-life wanker... you obviously have common interests
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Gunder 



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PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 10:58 pm
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David from Canberra wrote:
I think Hal and you should get to know each other a lot better, that pathetic low-life wanker... you obviously have common interests

Uh huh... says the guy from Canberra
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piedys Taurus

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 9:50 pm
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that pathetic low-life wanker wrote:
It's a lovely place Hal, with rivers of lemonade and houses made out of chocolate, the sun drips honeycomb and the moon weeps strawberry kisses


More like - It's an artificial place Hal, with rivers of COKE and houses made out of GRASS, the sun drips HEROIN and the moon weeps ECSTASY TABLETS.

Why would you bring kids into a world like this?

Dyso
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David Libra

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 1:52 am
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explains why there's so many stoners at my school anyway Dyso Wink
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Northern Pie 

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 1:39 pm
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Well I bought kids into this world....and I was half expecting yhou to as well Eunos....who will carry on the greatest lagacy of all time if we do not breed.....ELO may die!!! what am I saying ELO will never die.....I am off to Burn my kids!!

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Eunos 



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PostPosted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 8:14 pm
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Northern Pie wrote:
Well I bought kids into this world....and I was half expecting yhou to as well Eunos....who will carry on the greatest lagacy of all time if we do not breed.....ELO may die!!! what am I saying ELO will never die.....I am off to Burn my kids!!

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