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BlackAndWhiteSince87
Joined: 26 Nov 2008
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This made me laugh yesturday;
Chickenshit from yesturday emails me (his favourite form of communication... ) asking me to get the train home with him.
Said yep,ok,no problems.
Meet him at Southern Cross only to find him half pissed and suffering sun stroke.
Took me 3 trains to get him home (use your imagination!) and a cleaning bucket from the train driver,thankfully 1 of the 3 trains we were on broke down so I could get the bucket,and I did have a giggle to myself thinking "Karma is such a bitch..." |
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
Joined: 17 Mar 2003
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Are you a man or a woman? What did you mean by yesokno problems? Can you tell me any gossip? What do you have that is it? Are you a student? |
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leonmagic
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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it used to get me angry, but now i've trained myself to laugh at these situations: the many, many, many mentally unstable freaks i encouter on a daily basis in adelaide.
two examples from this week;
1. getting off the train at 7am for work on wednesday morning. pretty quiet - only me and 7 or 8 others on our way to work in the city. walking through some arcade, and there is a typical adelaide bogan about 10 metres in front of me. a harmless on man is delivering the advertiser. he happens to look at said bogan, who replies with "yeah??? and what the f*** are you lookin at old man?? advertiser?? ADVERTISE THISE *proceeds to slap her arse and give him the finger*. still chuckle when i think about it. the old man had no idea what was happening. probably fair enough.
2. getting off the train again this morning in the city at about 7am. there is a couple who catch the same train as me - about 22/23 years old. i presume they're boyfriend and girlfriend. the guy doesn't look too bad (by adelaide standards). the girl actually looks quite nice.
we get off the train, again i'm about 5/10 metres behind them. all of the sudden he yells "WHAT??? WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU LOOKIN AT ME FOR????". to thin air. his girlfriend literally does not budge.
thought it was pretty creepy, seeing as they looked normal. i over take them, they take a different route. around the corner, i realise i'm just in front of them. i heard her say "you don't need to get so angry like that" to which he replies "me???? he f***ing started it. oh forget it, you're a f***head. just like him".
this place is so amusing. |
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stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005 Location: In flagrante delicto
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I'm amused that you called Adelaide a city. _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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rambopriscilla
vvv USE FOUND FOR CAT!
Joined: 15 Apr 2007 Location: Yarra Valley
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^^ lol yeah leon and the 7-8 others that work there _________________ - "Number 42? I see you've got Darren Millane in the Heaven footy side"
- "No that's God. He just tries to play like Millane" |
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Buttsy-Bells
Joined: 21 Jul 2008
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Having a few beers after bowls, one of the boys says "Tiger is innocent you know". "Oh yeah, hows that ?" He says "Well every time he strikes a putt, thousands of yanks yell out "GET IN THE HOLE !!". How true ? _________________ ex : You love Collingwood more than you love me
b-b: I love Carlton more than I love you |
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Miss_Lisey_Molloy
Keith Urban - CMA 2005 Entertainer Of The Year!
Joined: 19 Jun 2002 Location: Lilydale
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I was in St.Kilda last night and Huey from 'Hueys Cooking Adventures' was walking past. I was sooo excited (yes, I'd had a bit to drink) so I got a photo with him, told him I loved him and that I watch his show all the time haha!
I'm laughing now because I haven't watched it for yeeeeeeears
Love always, Alyssa xoxo _________________ *~Alyssa's Song Of The Moment~*
I See You - Luke Bryan
Jarrod Molloy's #1 Fan! Pies are Premiers in 2010!! |
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David
I dare you to try
Joined: 27 Jul 2003 Location: Andromeda
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I just remembered that he appeared in my dream last night, chopping up vegetables of some sort. Why the hell would that happen? I never even watched the show. _________________ All watched over by machines of loving grace |
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Miss_Lisey_Molloy
Keith Urban - CMA 2005 Entertainer Of The Year!
Joined: 19 Jun 2002 Location: Lilydale
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Wow, that's kinda freaky.. What are the odds that you dream about him and I meet him on the same night? lol
Love always, Alyssa xoxo _________________ *~Alyssa's Song Of The Moment~*
I See You - Luke Bryan
Jarrod Molloy's #1 Fan! Pies are Premiers in 2010!! |
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David
I dare you to try
Joined: 27 Jul 2003 Location: Andromeda
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Some kind of telepathic connection, clearly. _________________ All watched over by machines of loving grace |
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Miss_Lisey_Molloy
Keith Urban - CMA 2005 Entertainer Of The Year!
Joined: 19 Jun 2002 Location: Lilydale
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Hehe Did he look like this, Dave?
Love always, Alyssa xoxo _________________ *~Alyssa's Song Of The Moment~*
I See You - Luke Bryan
Jarrod Molloy's #1 Fan! Pies are Premiers in 2010!! |
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Fire Up
Joined: 17 Sep 2005 Location: in a house
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what was he doing up at 4:30am oh wait the viagra pills must of been kicking in at that time |
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Miss_Lisey_Molloy
Keith Urban - CMA 2005 Entertainer Of The Year!
Joined: 19 Jun 2002 Location: Lilydale
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Lol that's what I said.. Party animal!
Love always, Alyssa xoxo _________________ *~Alyssa's Song Of The Moment~*
I See You - Luke Bryan
Jarrod Molloy's #1 Fan! Pies are Premiers in 2010!! |
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skaman
One step beyond.......
Joined: 01 Mar 2005 Location: Townsville via Melbourne
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I think he wants to eat you Alyssa ! _________________ Enjoy yourself. Its later than you think! |
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
Joined: 17 Mar 2003
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Why? Do you think he will get to eat you Alyssa . |
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