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watt price tully Scorpio



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PostPosted: Mon Apr 15, 2019 5:41 pm
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It's so stupid I laughed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3GAKlmvgko

Too much time on his hands?

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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 15, 2019 7:57 pm
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^

Too much time on your hands to find that. Wink

$10 says he's on a vegan diet, but being able to control that flatulence is impressive as long as you aren't the one washing his underwear.

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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 16, 2019 6:54 pm
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Front page article of the NT News.

https://www.ntnews.com.au/news/stiff-break-for-dick-ward-dr-dildo-en-route-to-fannie-bay/news-story/aaca9c97a403b6006a73e96797c818be

Only in Darwin, love the gratuitous use of alliteration. Razz Laughing Laughing Laughing

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David Libra

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 18, 2019 11:22 pm
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Accidental double entendres in classic Batman comics:

http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives/136/

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 25, 2019 1:54 pm
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The Easter Bunny getting into a fight in Florida.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yhCEf2RSjQ

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 25, 2019 1:58 pm
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Jezza wrote:
The Easter Bunny getting into a fight in Florida.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yhCEf2RSjQ


So funny!

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 28, 2019 12:02 pm
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imagine my shock Laughing

https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/afl-2019-jason-akermanis-banned-from-local-golf-course-after-reports-of-cheating/news-story/8c0de13408415e4d502ce8b900ccd2b8

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David Libra

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 30, 2019 1:15 am
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Not a joke per se, but an interesting discussion of the mechanics (and politics) of rape jokes, with a woman who tells them for a living:

https://soundcloud.com/red-scare-727066439/rape-jokes-w-vanessa-place

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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2019 10:31 pm
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AFL footy show on 8 had Daisy and Stevo on together.

Visible generation gap, they had completely different concepts of what staying up til 5am involved and what a Ratpack meant. Seriously funny shit.

Along with Stevo's description of arguing with the trainer who offered to use the tape downstairs because he didn't wear underwear, him saying he could do it himself and the trainer insisting. I thought Neroli was going to dissolve laughing.

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PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2019 11:37 pm
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Can someone explain what the tape thing is about? I've heard a bit about this but don't get it.
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2019 8:56 am
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Think about playing sport with loose shorts and no underwear. Stuff will be swinging everywhere, so the idea is to tape the 8 day clock to the leg so it doesn't make an unscripted appearance.

And he's talking about this on TV with his mum sitting beside him. Shocked Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2019 10:41 am
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why would you choose not to wear underwear under your shorts??? this will drive me nuts now, im gunna have to get one of those high flying kick pics!! or should that be kickdickpics? dickkickpics?
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PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2019 10:43 am
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^ I think you're a year too late, TP... And even then...
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PostPosted: Sun May 12, 2019 3:13 pm
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Reading through yesterday's game on thread, geez we have some fair dunkum peanut fans on this board.
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PostPosted: Sun May 12, 2019 4:18 pm
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Save your reading efforts for the betting thread, Skids. Wink
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