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stoliboy Cancer



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2018 11:45 pm
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Great to beat the Scum.

Record now stands as:

Carlton Wins: 127
Collingwood Wins: 124

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2018 3:07 pm
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An unhappy Carlton fan video Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2018 8:39 pm
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That’s Gold!!! Up there with ‘right in front of me’
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2018 12:14 am
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Great find.

I'm surprised fan channels haven't taken off in Australia the way they have in the UK with the soccer.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2018 10:48 pm
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Carlton trailing by 85 points against North Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2018 10:57 pm
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A great weekend all round. We win interstate and Carlton suffer a 14 goal loss.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2018 11:39 pm
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TankingCarlton

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We are so so bad


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Watching this and dont even care.......


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We are horrific.

Pity the poor fans who paid to sit in shit weather and watch this trash lol


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it's hard to imagine how anyone can be positive about this.

it's a complete rabble. out tackled, out run, out worked and out coached.


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My first post for the season !!!

Seriously

How Shit are we ?


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Embarrassing.


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Looks like we might got ahead of ourselves after that good coin toss


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Bolton needs to stop his crap at Pressers. This is worse than Pagan days. No care, no skill, no system
no heart. Soul destroying. Weiters and Jones are woeful and must be dropped.


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Club is in denial again

We will finish last without much hope

Surely we will get a priority pick


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Brisbane: Thank @#$%&! for Carlton


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@#$%&! me this is shit! Wtf has happened to this team! We are embarrassing.


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Unfortunately
The losing culture has now set in at Carlton !


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Unwatchable.


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Can we just leave Jones in Tasmania


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Daisy must go


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How far away are we really? I'm convinced we will not win a game this year. God help us if stronger clubs come in and start picking off our decent kids


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Seriously hard to watch


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We are a joke


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This is a new record for the club. Round 4 and already we are giving up the season. Perhaps the AFL should investigate us for tanking. As others and I have said. I can't see who we are going to beat this year.


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Oh great, Half Time with Denis Pagan ...

If this game ain't painful enough, they gotta go drag up the darkest times in our history with the master himself.

A more retched Saturday night there is not!


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Forgive them "Father" because they dont know what they are doing


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just switched on the score - are we realy this bad??? did we not learn anything from the last 2 weeks?

has the coach lost the players?


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The players look like they have no idea what the game plan is, they have totally lost confidence. But we will hear after the game that Bolts wont divert from the game plan, we will keep at it!


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We are cooking these kids. I can see one or two wanting out at end of the year.

Starting to doubt Bolton can take us to the promised land. Our lack of leadership is glaring.


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Fast approaching #ECO for this season.


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You can't give up all your senior players in the name of a rebuild. I can't help but feel we are the dumbest club in the history of the game. First we keep trading away draft picks for players. Then the "experts" say you have to build through the draft so we do a complete 180 and give away all our decent players for draft picks. If we're not the most reactionary club there has ever been I don't know who is. Who is there for these kids to learn from? Or even just protect them? We're going to ruin these kids because it's a sink or swim environment. I just shake my head in disbelief.


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This club has no flower idea. We are a lost cause. A rabble. It’s emabrrasing.


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The body language of the players is very poor. Dejection and resignation evident. A dangerous place for a footy team to be.


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I left the Gold Coast game thinking we couldn't play worse............clearly I was wrong


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Nearly as bad as 2003. The have to do something about this in the off-season I.e. stop recruiting shit from shit clubs.


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Cannot believe the club thinks we are heading in the right directio

Not sure how much more I can take


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something stinks....just wreaks


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You know things are bad when you log on and see the most active topics being about the coach and draft picks...


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Bolton clueless. Will this club be around in 10 years ?


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@#$%&! I hope this is rock bottom.
Imagine being a sponsor


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Wonder what excuses we'll get this week.


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Bolts looks lost in the box....without hope. Our brand is being tarnished right now. We’re losing generations of fans.


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Disgraceful.

They should refund the 49k members and shut the gates.


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Wow


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There's absolutely nothing positive about tonight's game...


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No doubt another week of everyone except the @#$%&! players on the field being hauled over the coals.

Blame the coach.
Blame the injuries.
Blame age and inexperience.
Blame SOS.
Blame McKay.
Blame MLG.
Blame the AFL.
Blame da meedya.

But by no means hold the players to account. They might crack a wobbly and storm out.


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Nothing to see here it’s all under control, one more trading period and draft from SOS and the rebuild will be complete.


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we scored more points then the lions


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#HandBackTheKeys


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It’s Malthouse/ Pagan bad all over again. Between 3/4 time round one and now what the f happened.


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You keep telling the players it is ok to lose then you will keep getting results like this.
You keep making excuses for them and they will keep dishing up this shite.
Bolton little speach mid week that everyone lauded as showing prospective just excused the players from their effort.
He is a dumb bastard Bolton but he has managed to con most Blues supporters.


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I just got home from a 40th. Worth watching the recording?

Yes Laughing

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Like my wife said ....... What a waste of a Saturday night


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Maybe Murphy’s leadership hasn’t been the problem.


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Where's the spirit gone?
Keep this up and we'll have 30,000 members next year.


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We used to inspire fear and loathing.
Now the only time people fear and loathe us is when our games are scheduled for FTA broadcast.


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Burn the joint down and re-build from its base. Remove all signs of our history.

Re-brand the club with spirit FFS!


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WTF has happened? Seriously?

We all know the mitigants but where is the spirit? The competitiveness? The intent?

Going backwards at a rate of knots that can't just be attributed to the loss of personnel imho.


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I'm still trying to work out why Brett Ratten got the sack and Andrew McKay hasn't


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I lasted until 2mins left I the 2nd quarter.

Embarrassing is the only word that comes to mind.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2018 12:43 am
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BigFooty

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Embarrassing, gutless, disgraceful.

There hasnt been pressure for 3 weeks.

I can cop the losses this year, but I'm not copping this effort, **** that


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Brilliant 4 quarter performance.. all our stars stood up and it was a memorable gane


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Lowest score since......


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Well... That happened.


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I say make them swim home!!


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We'v had some pretty sad days at this club over the last 15-20 yrs but this has to be up there as one of the worst


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Don't mind me, I'm just looking at the fixture trying to figure out where and when our first win will come.


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Well....it wasn’t a 100 points


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Going into this year I thought we had a settled backline which was going to be the best component of our side. Four games in and it is the worst performing part of our team.


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We’re going to kill Cripps


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We suck. Accept it and go fishing


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I turn 30 in 12 days and I can honestly say for the first time in my life I have completely given up on the Carlton Football Club.

A complete and utter failing of everybody involved tonight from the top down. There is no possible way at this stage we will win a game and the culture will continue to rot out in the interim.

There is nothing redeemable from tonight or this year to be found but hey another shiny draft pick to go with the plethora we already have.


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To the draft board!


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Funny thing is I expected this and will for the rest of the year. It's laughable how bad we are and that's all you can do is laugh.

Too many kids, too many duds getting games through injuries. The lack of effort/intensity is a real worry.

Can't see a win this year based on that. Never thought I'd ever say that but that's how shit we look


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Hopefully that is rock bottom and we are on the way up.

Hopefully you're on the way down the rabbit hole.

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Sorry Bolts, you get until the end of the season to fix this. If we’re still losing games like this later in the season, I can’t see how survives.

I’ve watched some bloody terrible Blues performances but that was truly the worst I’ve seen.


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We played with a sense of bravado in the 2016-2017, but even putting personnel aside, we are going backwards.

The club's in a pretty vulnerable position at the moment.


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How many rock bottoms can you have?

I'd be glad to have burnt memberships and chicken shit on the doorstep, but we're all too apathetic just like the entire club.


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I said this during the game: we all love our club but tonight I feel almost broken. After 40 years following the club I’ve never felt as disillusioned as I am tonight. Forget Pagan years, forget Mick, forget Ratten sacking at al. Right now we’re broken. There’s no enjoyment , we’re rudderless. Feels like Fitzroy.


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That's it. Enough is enough.

We didn't just lose by 86 points to a good team on the rise, we lost by 86 points to a team who finished bottom 4 and only ONE spot ahead of us last year.

Totally unacceptable.


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We’ve actually been playing worse and worse each week...please tell us it turns around from here

Hopefully it won't.

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This is as bad a performance as I can remember from this football club. As bad if not worse than the hidings in the Pagan era. The lack of effort and desire to pick up a player is pathetic. There are probably ten players who need to be dropped but obviously that can't happen. Bolton will be lucky to see the month out if tis type of performance is repeated


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it's snuck up on us, but we've done a melbourne.


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Can’t see us beating a piñata at this early stage in the season. Smh


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Scared.

That's the only way to describe the players tonight. Scared of contesting and getting hurt. Scared of being out of position. Scared told making a mistake if they took the game on


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We took a big step forward last year.

In just 4 games we have taken two huge leaps backwards.


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Gees I hope when the players return to ikon park, there's 400 ton of horse crap dumped by the front doors!! Absolute pathetic! Pay me $400 grand to run around an oval and not give a shit!! It's us supporters who's weekends are ruined by the clubs shitness! While the players will put up posts on Insta of there big breakfasts in the morning and not give a shit!!! Hopeless duds


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Four rounds in and already all hope of improvement seems lost.


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Having grown up in the worst era of Carlton's history, I've seen some beltings, I've seen us lose our home ground and I've seen us go through multiple coaches and still I don't think I've ever been more embarrassed and angry with the club as I am tonight


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I just cant get over the contrast between us now, and us just 4 weeks ago in round 1.


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Can't wait to avoid all media for the 3rd straight week


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I'm sorry but we have gone backwards.


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Tonight was heartbreaking, we've got gone all in with the kids but I'm terrified we're going to break them along the way. Best to put a fork in 2018 and be #eco until further notice.


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Remember how good we looked for three quarters against Richmond?

That was just 23 days ago, and 18 of that team played tonight; the hardest thing to grasp at the moment is just how quickly the wheels have fallen off.


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It's hard getting excited about the footy every week just to end up watching shit like this happen...


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My 15 year old daughter just came out of her room and told me the score she saw on instagram. .she said how embarrassing Dad..and knows nothing about footy except knows that we support Carlton .Very Happy and she was giggling when she said it ..


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I used to fire up when watching games....at the umpiring, the opposition, my team, the missus when she told me to calm down
Now I just sit and watch in a comatose state.


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When Ed Curnow and Daisy Thomas are your leading disposal getters....


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My god. I just realised we play Geelong at the cattery!!!


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2017: Carlton plays as many senior players possible and lose: "We suck! Play the kids!"

2018: Hardly any fit senior players so Carlton plays heaps of kids: "We suck! Why didn't we bring in more senior guys?!"


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First week against Richmond I was excited with our intensity, effort and general play.

Second week against GC I was disappointed with how we played.

Last week I was angry at our performance at Collingwood.

This week I’m amused/laughing at our performance.

I don’t think I’ve ever gone through the whole gamut of emotions in the first 4 weeks of a season

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2018 9:20 am
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Thanks Jezza.

Thought that we had seen the last of these pearls of wisdom as I genuinely believed they were finally on the right track.

Now 23 years since their last flag and 14 more years to match the Richmond drought.

Along with North, they have the longest GF drought of 19 years since they last played off in 1999.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2018 5:56 pm
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Do you believe that flog David King wrote an article just before we played them saying they were closer to a flag than us. Might wanna rethink that one champ.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2018 7:35 pm
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Laughs aside, the question is whether their ranting is on the money.
I'm also trying to recall how Bolton got his job... Can anyone remember?
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2018 6:23 pm
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Read for a Good Laugh:

https://twitter.com/SENNews/status/985739306881826816

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Damien Aquarius

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 10:31 pm
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Read some of the Herald Sun online comments. They’re ripping each other apart. Still enjoying it. It’s becoming a bit tired though. They’ve been down so long. A bit longer won’t hurt 😈
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 10:36 pm
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A couple more millennia or so would be good.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 21, 2018 2:24 pm
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stoliboy wrote:
An unhappy Carlton fan video Very Happy

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Well he told it like it is! No sugar coating there.

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