Joffa Tell Me The Score

[DIPPER]

Hey Joffa it's Arsenal versus the Geordies on Saturday so come on tell us how it's going to be

1-0 to the Arsenal
1-0 to the Arsenal
1-0 to the Arsenal
boring,boring Arsenal!

[joffa#brutus]

Hey dipper
'are you doing a georgie' as in a george bush!!

Mate get real ok who are ARSE-ANAL i have never heard of them
gee whiz they must be goin great guns...LOL

But i can tell you this i will be the one posting a victory
post on here-NOT YOU!!!

79-0
it will be the biggest slaughter ever witnessed in the history of mankind and you will be so red faced you will never come onto this board again,so i say all the best mate it has been nice posting to you.
WE ARE THE TOON THE MIGHTY MIGHTY TOON

SHEEEEEAAAAARRRREEEEEER!!!!

HA HA HA HA HA

LETS GO GEORDIS........

[London Dave]

Not the greatest of results for the Toon. I also hear Shearer looks like being out for the next three months!

[DIPPER]

JOFFA, JOFFA WHAT'S THE SCORE?

Hey Joffa it's not in old Dipper's nature to brag & rub it in after a victory but I feel that I have to advise you against a career as a fortune teller with predictions like:-

'But i can tell you this i will be the one posting a victory
post on here-NOT YOU!!!'

but then again you were close to the truth with this one:-

'it will be the biggest slaughter ever witnessed in the history of mankind'

but don't worry Joffa it's no disgrace to be put to the sword by a team like the mighty Arsenal,as if things can't get any better than walking in a Parlour wonderland we've(England cricket team) just beaten the cheating Pakis & become the first away team to ever win a Test match in Karachi-old Dipper might have to have a sit down it's all getting a bit too much

[joffa#brutus]

Before you deliver that fatal blow whilst i try and drag myself from the gutter from where i am being savagely kicked i will in my final last attempt spit a mouthful of blood and broken teeth at you.

SHITE SHITE SHITE SHITE HERE COMES NEWCASTLE MY BELOVED BLACK AND WHITE.

If you are out for trouble,watch for danger.-Sophocles

Forgive but never forget.-John F.Kennedy

Men with clenched fist cannot shake hands.

[AlfAndrews]

I'm so glad all this talk about Newcastle's woes have taken attention off Liverpool's failure at Anfield against Ipswich. What a relief not to have to cop a bagging over that one!!!

**You'll Never Walk Alone**

[joffa#brutus]

Nah its ok Alf the result did not suprise me.

Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly
Robert F.Kennedy

SHITE HERE COMES THE TOON LOOKIN FOR A FIGHT!!

[Fletch]

Damm right Alf, lets not worry too much about past results though. I'm already looking forward to crushing some second div club in the first round of the FA Cup and then destroying some Italian jokers in the UEFA Cup.

Oh and it all starts this Sunday when the Reds travel to Old Trafford.

[DIPPER]

Fletch, the 'Italian jokers' in question being Roma currently top of Seira A in Italy & this particular match up reminds old Dipper of a glorious summer night in 1984(when Dipper was just a wee laddy) when Liverpool played Roma in the European Cup final at the Olympic Stadium in Rome-the match went to penalties & Bruce Grobbelar did his 'spaghetti legs' just as Francesco Graziani ran in to take his kick,the Italian proceeded to smash the ball high over the crossbar & Liverpool were champions of Europe.Oh what great days they were with English teams ruling Europe (that particular victory meant that the European Cup had been won 6 years in a row by English teams & there were no foreign players in site only a collection of Jocks,Taffies & Micks)so I say bravo to Liverpool,they may be a bunch of thieving scousers but they were the best team this country ever produced(except of course for the Arsenal side of the 30's)