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watt price tully 
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| think positive wrote: | | Mate I hate to break it to you, but the guys were fast last week because they were out running your tofu farts! You gotta have the real thing mate, gotta get the ones made of cats, now there is a fart for a man. |
The fugu will sort the 🐑 from the 🐐. Might even allow some room in the celery cap
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Presti35 
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Joined: 05 Oct 2001
Location: London, England
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| Leggie wrote: | | Presti35 wrote: | | Bleedblackanwhite wrote: | | Ive never understood this, can you tell me what its about and how you get a game? |
North offered me 5 million to play there, but I decided to stay here providing I get my er... weekly rubdown from Magpie Bat. |
North offer you 5 mill and I get offered a Pint of flat beer.
WTF? |
Hang on... are you getting a rub down too?
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RudeBoy
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| think positive wrote: | | RudeBoy wrote: | | The steamed dimmies are being defrosted now in time for the game tonight. If we are well in front at half time, I might even distribute some spring rolls to the team, to ensure we can blow the Cold Toast away in the 2nd half. |
wait what?? they aint the fresh south melbourne market ones? i thought they got them straight from Lort Smith?? |
I wouldn't go near those yuppie South Melbourne market monstrosities. I'm a died in the wool Marathon dim sim man.....steamed and with soy sauce! Yum.  |
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MagpieBat
Joined: 27 Nov 2010
Location: Brooding in a cave... somewhere... maybe...
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| Pies4shaw wrote: | | MagpieBat wrote: | | masoncox wrote: | Well the bus to the gold coast that I pleaded with the coach to provide never turned up. It was time to dust off the old combie and head up the high way and pick up a few stragglers along the way.
First I saw Magpiebat and he told me he was looking for Point Gellibrand so I pointed him in the opposite direction. Next I saw Hal who was trying to chat up a traffic light. And finally I saw Raw Hammer hitch hiking, he said he was looking for his misspent youth |
And then I chased you down and slashed your tyres for being a smart arse... |
Temper, temper.  You can't be grumpy like that and be a Mod.  |
It's worked wonders for me so far...
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MagpieBat
Joined: 27 Nov 2010
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| Presti35 wrote: | | Bleedblackanwhite wrote: | | Ive never understood this, can you tell me what its about and how you get a game? |
North offered me 5 million to play there, but I decided to stay here providing I get my er... weekly rubdown from Magpie Bat. |
You make a very good Yvonne Craig in that outfit...
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
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| MagpieBat wrote: | [quote="Pies4shaw"][quote="MagpieBat"][quote="masoncox"]Well the bus to the gold coast that I pleaded with the coach to provide never turned up. It was time to dust off the old combie and head up the high way and pick up a few stragglers along the way.
[b]First I saw Magpiebat and he told me he was looking for Point Gellibrand so I pointed him in the opposite direction.[/b] Next I saw Hal who was trying to chat up a traffic light. And finally I saw Raw Hammer hitch hiking, he said he was looking for his misspent youth[/quote]
And then I chased you down and slashed your tyres for being a smart arse...[/quote]
Temper, temper. You can't be grumpy like that and be a Mod. [/quote]
It's worked wonders for me so far... |
What did it look like to you? |
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Presti35
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Joined: 05 Oct 2001
Location: London, England
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| MagpieBat wrote: | | Presti35 wrote: | | Bleedblackanwhite wrote: | | Ive never understood this, can you tell me what its about and how you get a game? |
North offered me 5 million to play there, but I decided to stay here providing I get my er... weekly rubdown from Magpie Bat. |
You make a very good Yvonne Craig in that outfit... |
 you said i reminded you of Craig Kelly...
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think positive 
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Cmon boys we had 10 goals on em! Put away those veggies burgers and get some meat into ya
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Jezza 
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We won! 
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watt price tully
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| think positive wrote: | | Cmon boys we had 10 goals on em! Put away those veggies burgers and get some meat into ya |
I told you not to serve those friggin' marathon dim sims in the second half.
Lucky we had the spirulina, kale and artichoke juice at quarter time.
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think positive
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seriously, im a shoe in for that Nobel peace prize!!
if i can take this mob to 2nd spot on the ladder, well the Pies the limit!!
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MagpieBat
Joined: 27 Nov 2010
Location: Brooding in a cave... somewhere... maybe...
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| Presti35 wrote: | | MagpieBat wrote: | | Presti35 wrote: | | Bleedblackanwhite wrote: | | Ive never understood this, can you tell me what its about and how you get a game? |
North offered me 5 million to play there, but I decided to stay here providing I get my er... weekly rubdown from Magpie Bat. |
You make a very good Yvonne Craig in that outfit... |
you said i reminded you of Craig Kelly... |
Only in terms of how hard your head was.
Wait...
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think positive
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| watt price tully wrote: | | think positive wrote: | | Cmon boys we had 10 goals on em! Put away those veggies burgers and get some meat into ya |
I told you not to serve those friggin' marathon dim sims in the second half.
Lucky we had the spirulina, kale and artichoke juice at quarter time. |
huh? i though you said Tequila, ale and antelope!
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Presti35
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Joined: 05 Oct 2001
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| MagpieBat wrote: | | Presti35 wrote: | | MagpieBat wrote: | | Presti35 wrote: | | Bleedblackanwhite wrote: | | Ive never understood this, can you tell me what its about and how you get a game? |
North offered me 5 million to play there, but I decided to stay here providing I get my er... weekly rubdown from Magpie Bat. |
You make a very good Yvonne Craig in that outfit... |
you said i reminded you of Craig Kelly... |
Only in terms of how hard your head was.
Wait... |
Well me and my hard head are ready for our rub down now
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MagpieBat
Joined: 27 Nov 2010
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You've got a perfectly good set of hands of your own to take care of that.
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