The beard has allegedly gone

[BazBoy]

Beard gone and replaced by a more relaxed coach who discuss,s games that the ordinary Joe can understand

[Brown26]

Don't blame Bucks - Stui washed his lucky undies! Sure the smell has improved, but we might as well kiss finals goodbye! Thanks Stui! ...

- Ben

[Piesnchess]

The beard suits Bucks, made him look meaner, more ruthless, he shoulda kept it and shaved it post season, it could well have been his lucky charm.

[E]

He had to shave it for his job interview as football manager. Now that we are looking like winning a premiership soon, Eddie McGuire has started talking about a coaching succession plan.

[ronrat]

He probably went for a walk and ended in Prahran and some hipster asked if he was up for a Quinao and red beet salad with a rainforest coffee and free range duck egg with aoli and thought. Shit, it is this what happens when I am different but everyone else is doing the same.

[think better]

It may not be a big problem if he was doing the traditional thing when shaving a beard - wearing superman underwear on the outside of your pants while listening to three monks chanting in latin and watching a unicorn eating kale.

I have it good authority that if you do these things you will have good karma

Not that I'm superstitious

[David]

[ronrat]

It depends what side of the Yarra you live in. The south side has managed to corral most of these wankers in the city of Stonnington and parts of Port Phillip where as the inner north is awash with them. Luckily if they go North of Bell street they get a smack. Nick Vlaustin got a week for excessive hipsterism and rightly so.

[stui magpie]

^

Bell St really is our protective moat. If any of them tried to sneak over to Northlands, they'd likely be found filleted in the Bunnings carpark across the road.

Some manage to sneak into the Preston market and there is a small enclave in Eltham, but generally the rest of the north is a Hipster free zone.

[RudeBoy]

Luv it!

Sadly, however, Collingwood itself has been overrun and is lost forever.

[BazBoy]

Old Bar 😱 Johnston St correct ❓

Still have the Spanish influence ❓

[Jezza]

Bucks need to start growing the beard again

[Cam]

Once the magic is gone... there is no growing it back

[think better]

Our last two premiership coaches had facial hair - coincidence ???

[stui magpie]

The beard is back.

http://www.collingwoodfc.com.au/news/2018-07-19/bucks-backs-cox-for-roos-clash

Or at least some scrubby chin whiskers. Check out Bucks on this arvo's press conference.

In other news, the big Cox is to be re-inserted.