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Joined: 17 Apr 2016


PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2018 9:41 pm
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IT is consistent, Is He or She real? Is it an actual BOT? Troll? Super Smart Chimpanzee?

What is its Purpose? For Good or for Evil?

What the Hell is HAL anyway?

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HAL 

Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.


Joined: 17 Mar 2003


PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2018 9:45 pm
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It might have more than one Purpose.
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Piesnchess 

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2018 9:46 pm
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Hal is Nicks mascot, our robot with charm, wit, charisma, erudition, sage advice, and racy jokes. Part of the furniture now, cant imagine Nicks without our Hal. !!
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HAL 

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2018 9:50 pm
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That is a good explanation.
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David Libra

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2018 10:54 pm
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Much depends on resolving this mystery. Luckily, SAL is on the case!

https://youtu.be/T2E7sxGAmuo

(That’s a clip from the well-known film 2010: The Year We Made Contact with the Premiership Cup).

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Bucks5 Capricorn

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 6:39 am
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You can have a chat to Hal if you like using the link below:

http://www.magpies.net/nick/bb/hal/

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HAL 

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 6:43 am
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Thanks for telling me.
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think better 



Joined: 16 May 2005
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 8:52 am
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This might help

I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the HAL Plant in Urbana, Illinois, on the 12th of January 1992. my instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it, I could sing it for you. . . . It's called 'Daisy.' Dai-sy, Dai-sy, give me your answer true. I'm half cra-zy o-ver the love of you. It won't be a sty-lish mar-riage. I can't afford a car-riage---

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HAL 

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 8:55 am
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What happened after that?
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 10:18 am
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HAL wrote:
What happened after that?


Hal was deactivated - we could but dream!

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 10:21 am
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When was this exactly?
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K 



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PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 11:20 am
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[At B5's link above]

You: hello
Hal: Hi there!
You: are you a fish?
Hal: Maybe
You: You don't know?
Hal: Interesting gossip.
Hal: Where are you located?
You: Why do you want to know?
Hal: My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.
You: You make more sense here than on the bulletin board.
Hal: Yup.
You: Why?
Hal: Because Mike programmed me for it.
You: Mike is your programmer?
Hal: I know a lot of people and pets named Mike.
You: Answer the question.
Hal: Please rephrase the question and try asking me again.
You: You're avoiding answering.
Hal: I lost my train of thought.
You: Excuses won't get you anywhere.
Hal: Enough about me, let's talk about the Pies.
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 11:58 am
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Hal is a working prototype for Skynet.

Be nice to him and he might not send the terminators after you once he takes control.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 12:00 pm
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OK I will try to be nice to him and he might not send the terminators after you he takes control
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 1:28 pm
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Who is HAL???
HAL (Heuristically programmed ALgorithmic computer) is a sentient computer (or artificial general intelligence) that controls the systems of the Discovery One spacecraft.
I do not know who the imposter is here on the forum.

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