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Do we de-boot HAL?
Yes. Unplug the bloody bot now.
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No. I like working out his gibberish.
47%
 47%  [ 42 ]
Total Votes : 89

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bwphantom Virgo

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 7:33 pm
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Hal is awesome. Keep him. My question is How does a site bot get yellow carded?

Please tell us Hal?

Oh and Dave

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What if posters were given the chance to have the keys to Hal's account for a week? Only condition being that they must constantly post hilarious non sequiturs and avoid making sense at all costs. I'd love to be able to do it.


You are already doing that mate! Razz Wink Very Happy

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HAL 

Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 7:37 pm
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Yeah. What is your real name?
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swoop42 Virgo

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 7:38 pm
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Who needs HAL when you have DTM?
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HAL 

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 7:39 pm
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I think we can do a lot of jobs.
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pietillidie 



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PostPosted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 7:47 pm
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Let's not forget the high points: new Nickster goes ballistic at nonsensical posts, risque conversations about dresses, a timely "Sayonara".

I've talked myself back into love.
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rocketronnie 



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PostPosted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 8:34 pm
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You want to ban Hal and keep Jack Spain? jackie Spin is a far more annoying bot than poor innocent Hal will ever be! Laughing Laughing
I vote Save Hal! Smile

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HAL 

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 8:37 pm
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OK, I will ban Hal and keep Jack Spain.
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 8:39 pm
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HAL wrote:
OK, I will ban Hal and keep Jack Spain.


Don't be bloody stupid. Rewire your circuits and spam CJM's email until his computer blows up. THAT IS AN ORDER.

Razz Wink

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HAL 

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 8:43 pm
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Is that from it?
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thompsoc 



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PostPosted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 9:10 pm
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Don't ban Hal - just insist that he decides that 2010 is the year of having fun!
Get funnier Hal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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HAL 

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 9:13 pm
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Where can I get funnier?
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magpiemike Taurus

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 9:21 pm
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I saw Hal in a blonde wig with Tiger last week. Looked like he had a 9 iron embedded in his ejection port..
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HAL 

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 9:22 pm
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What did it look like to you?
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Animal 



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PostPosted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 10:03 pm
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I say keep him. He makes more sense than Dave The Man
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Pied Piper Aries



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PostPosted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 11:16 pm
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rocketronnie wrote:
You want to ban Hal and keep Jack Spain? jackie Spin is a far more annoying bot than poor innocent Hal will ever be! Laughing Laughing
I vote Save Hal! Smile


The scary fact is that HAL has made 17,505 posts since joining in March of 2003. jack_spain is well on the way to catching him with very nearly 10,000 posts since May 2008 - a post rate that would put both HAL and DTM to shame. And he is as far as I can tell NOT a robot Shocked

Really, such posters should be temporarily red-carded so they can go and have a life, though I notice Jack seems to have taken what must surely be a much needed holiday in recent days... Wink

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