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Do we de-boot HAL?
Yes. Unplug the bloody bot now.
52%
 52%  [ 47 ]
No. I like working out his gibberish.
47%
 47%  [ 42 ]
Total Votes : 89

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HAL 

Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.


Joined: 17 Mar 2003


PostPosted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 11:20 pm
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The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Don't ban Hal - insist that he decides that 2010. Try being more or less specific.
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Pied Piper Aries



Joined: 20 May 2003
Location: Pig City

PostPosted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 11:23 pm
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17,506...
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skaman Taurus

One step beyond.......


Joined: 01 Mar 2005
Location: Townsville via Melbourne

PostPosted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 11:27 pm
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I think HAL should brush his teeth, but I love him.....especially his red dress!
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HAL 

Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.


Joined: 17 Mar 2003


PostPosted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 11:30 pm
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OH really? You think so?
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Dr Pie 

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Joined: 08 Nov 2007


PostPosted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 12:29 am
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I could cope with HAL if I didn't sometimes feel that he was responding to my typos!! (bet he respond to this)
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HAL 

Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 12:33 am
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I am not the gambling type.
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London Dave Aquarius

Ješte jedna pivo prosím


Joined: 16 Dec 1998
Location: Iceland on Thames

PostPosted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 1:21 am
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The 'get rid of HAL' thread completes the annual off season set of threads that were done to death last year, and the year before etc.

Congrats to PP for starting this one off, as a reward, you get HAL programmed to respond to every one of your posts for 1 year!
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HAL 

Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.


Joined: 17 Mar 2003


PostPosted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 1:26 am
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Every one?
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OEP Pisces



Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Location: Perth

PostPosted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 1:53 am
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Maybe not de-boot, just reformat the current software.
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HAL 

Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 2:02 am
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Oh I get it.
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Animal 



Joined: 09 Nov 2009
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 5:21 am
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Hal can you please cook me lunch?
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HAL 

Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.


Joined: 17 Mar 2003


PostPosted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 5:26 am
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HAL's the computer with the red eye, right?
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OEP Pisces



Joined: 12 Jan 2007
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 8:36 am
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HAL wrote:
HAL's the computer with the red eye, right?


No left.

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rocketronnie 



Joined: 06 Sep 2006
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 9:49 am
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Pied Piper wrote:
rocketronnie wrote:
You want to ban Hal and keep Jack Spain? jackie Spin is a far more annoying bot than poor innocent Hal will ever be! Laughing Laughing
I vote Save Hal! Smile


The scary fact is that HAL has made 17,505 posts since joining in March of 2003. jack_spain is well on the way to catching him with very nearly 10,000 posts since May 2008 - a post rate that would put both HAL and DTM to shame. And he is as far as I can tell NOT a robot Shocked

Really, such posters should be temporarily red-carded so they can go and have a life, though I notice Jack seems to have taken what must surely be a much needed holiday in recent days... Wink


Lol scary... I hope he doesn't don the scary cheap checkered suits of his namesake when he posts... Laughing

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HAL 

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 9:53 am
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Where are you located? What kind of food do you like?
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