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Nick's Posting XXII - Round 3, 2014

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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 10:15 am
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Tannin wrote:
I thought you only needed gaffer tape for ducks?


and Gerbils.

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John Wren Virgo

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 11:16 am
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furthermore, i am starting to think the coach of this team is a club plant. have you ever noticed how he seems to go missing around 6.25pm every thursday when the teams get named?
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 1:10 pm
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hey, there are posters in this team I've never even heard of!
I'm tellin ya, if you had me on the team we would have won.
And what's with that damn coaching panel?
Dictatorship is the only way to go, MM-style.
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Breadcrawl 



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PostPosted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 4:49 pm
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Gaffer tape has myriad uses.

Obviously it's imperative when properly preparing ducks and gerbils, but trust me if you haven't trussed up a goat with 30-40 metres of pink tape you haven't lived.

Damn I miss my nanny...and she would have loved the chow mein. And the pot. And the spoon. And the dimmies, and the steamer...

Now one creature I've never trussed up with pink tape is a tiger - don't leave me out next week coach

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 4:53 pm
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Colloquial expression. What do you miss most about his or her nanny ?
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rocketronnie 



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PostPosted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 5:07 pm
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I picked this!

Mark my words, this coach and his mates are worse than the Kensington and Carlton Crews put together.

I demand a royal commission!

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Tannin Capricorn

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2014 9:58 pm
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Tannin wrote:
If we finish Round 3 with only one win on the board, there will be no mercy. Selection from then on will be - and I want you to listen carefully when I say this - selection will be strictly on the numbers. No exceptions, no mercy. This is a man's game and if you are not sufficiently afraid of me, Think Positive will thrash you.


Don't say I didn't warn you.

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David Libra

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2014 10:07 pm
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What does that mean?

If it involves me taking off the hood and getting a run on the field, I'm all for it. Very Happy

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Dave The Man Scorpio



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PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2014 10:08 pm
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See what Happens when you Drop Me
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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2014 10:38 pm
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David wrote:
What does that mean?

If it involves me taking off the hood and getting a run on the field, I'm all for it. Very Happy


Your in the klu klux klan?

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AN_Inkling 



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PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2014 11:30 pm
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Tannin wrote:
Tannin wrote:
If we finish Round 3 with only one win on the board, there will be no mercy. Selection from then on will be - and I want you to listen carefully when I say this - selection will be strictly on the numbers. No exceptions, no mercy. This is a man's game and if you are not sufficiently afraid of me, Think Positive will thrash you.


Don't say I didn't warn you.

So this means I'm picking the team? Good move, coach!

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Tannin Capricorn

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2014 11:44 pm
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Not quite, Inky.

It means .... well .... maybe I should leave that 'till Thursday night. Suffice to say that the team to play Richmond is already selected and a lot of people ain't going to like it. On the other hand, a lot of other people will. I've half a mind to post it early. Shocked

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watt price tully Scorpio



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PostPosted: Tue Apr 08, 2014 12:07 am
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Tannin wrote:
Not quite, Inky.

It means .... well .... maybe I should leave that 'till Thursday night. Suffice to say that the team to play Richmond is already selected and a lot of people ain't going to like it. On the other hand, a lot of other people will. I've half a mind to post it early. Shocked


I've been an abashed supporter of yours through thick & thin.

i'm your number 1 supporter.

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watt price tully Scorpio



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PostPosted: Tue Apr 08, 2014 12:13 am
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John Wren wrote:
the director of propaganda says that the two losses to date were never experienced in his time or mm35's time as coach.

the director of propaganda also says that the teams he and mm35 used to coach always got on the right bus and knew which way they were going.

the director of propaganda would like to add that his teams would have been served #69 lemon chicken not some other westernised chinese rubbish.


Time to sack the coach. You've always been number 1.

We could have had Chapman but no he said Armstrong would be better.

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David Libra

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 08, 2014 12:36 am
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think positive wrote:
David wrote:
What does that mean?

If it involves me taking off the hood and getting a run on the field, I'm all for it. Very Happy


Your in the klu klux klan?


Goes to show that nobody expects (a reference to) the Spanish Inquisition!


inquisition.jpg

Tannin confesses to belief in the theory of evolution, round earth theory and the persistent non-selection of the Inquisitor Generalis at full-forward.


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