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Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
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favourites 2008
The Machine
Joined: 11 Aug 2003
Location: Mooroolbark
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pietillidie
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Sitting ringside watching Magpie Greg administer the reverse figure-four cultural leg lock has definitely kept me entertained today  |
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JacJacJacqui 
Joined: 13 Jun 2008
Location: B-town represent
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| magpie greg wrote: | | leonmagic wrote: | this conversation i had at lunch.
girlfriend: "i just had a client who is from the netherlands. is that where santa is from?"
me: "what? no, he's from the north pole."
girlfriend: "ohhh yeah yeah. i was thinking of peter pan."
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Obviously a Christian girl! |
Nah, Allah told me personally that she's a good muslim girl who does as she's told.
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
Joined: 17 Mar 2003
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| The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about [quoteyou]You don't say. Try being more or less specific. |
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leonmagic 
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| she's catholic. excuse my unintelligence but i don't get the christian reference? |
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JacJacJacqui
Joined: 13 Jun 2008
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That's because he's trying to be smart but it's not working.
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fan4collingwood 
Joined: 17 May 2002
Location: Seaford Rise , Adelaide SA Australia
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| JacJacJacqui wrote: | LOL.. I love road rage.. A friend of my brothers who drives a small truck had a funny road rage incident. The guy in the car in front of him got out to have a go and then tried to reach into the truck so my brothers mate dragged him in and belted the crap out of him. So the guy stole his keys and took off in his car to the police station. The police wanted to know how the guy got a boot print in his throat so my brothers mate said "I kicked him". And the cop, after some quiet reflection on this statement, asked "What? With your seat belt on"? "Yeah!!"
LOL.. We love that story, it's freaken hilarious.. |
LOL, that reminds me of an incident a few years ago. A minor altercation with a road rager storming out his car, going up to the passenger side of the car ready to belt the passenger, who turned out the be the Australian heavyweight boxing champion at the time. Hence to road rager got what was coming to him, with out the champ even moving from the car!
Gotta be careful who you try to take on!
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JacJacJacqui
Joined: 13 Jun 2008
Location: B-town represent
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I saw a girl at Flinders St station with her dress tucked into her tights.. How can you not feel your butt cheek getting a little too much air?
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David 
I dare you to try
Joined: 27 Jul 2003
Location: Andromeda
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Not today, but kissing a girl wearing cat ears on Saturday night made me laugh. I hope she didn't take it the wrong way. 
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JacJacJacqui
Joined: 13 Jun 2008
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What happened to your girlfriend Davage?
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fan4collingwood
Joined: 17 May 2002
Location: Seaford Rise , Adelaide SA Australia
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Driving down the Expressway,(yep that road that goes one way in the morning, closes from 12.30 to 2 then switches the other way).
Anyway a motor bike copper in the outside lane beside a "P" plater doing 90 in an 80 zone, the copper waits and waits and waits, (the P Plater must of been on the phone) finally gets the drivers attention and points for him to pull over. So the "P" Plater goes from the outside lane across 3 lanes of traffic to the left side of the road. The copper is beeping, and pointing to the right, shaking his head and hands , but the driver just pulls over to the left.
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Member of the SA Magpies, http://samagpies.magpies.net
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Miss_Lisey_Molloy 
Keith Urban - CMA 2005 Entertainer Of The Year!
Joined: 19 Jun 2002
Location: Lilydale
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I saw a number plate yesterday that say 'HAL 1'.. Who on earth would give our HAL a drivers license? It made me laugh
Love always, Alyssa xoxo
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
Joined: 17 Mar 2003
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| What movie was it? |
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jack_spain
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| Lazza on the What is to be Done? thread. |
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