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watt price tully Scorpio



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PostPosted: Tue May 12, 2020 8:07 pm
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Cracks me up:

https://mobile.twitter.com/MrAndrewCotter/status/1259931151403290624

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PostPosted: Tue May 12, 2020 8:32 pm
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^

We're using Microsoft Teams for our meetings, actually much better than Skype, and you can now do your pwn background for video calls.

Of, technically you have to choose from one of their pre-loaded ones but there is a hack where you can load your own, even when you don't have admin access to the laptop. Very Happy

Depending on the meeting, I can choose an office thing, a scene in Cesears Palace in Vegas, the Infinity Pool at the Darwin Casino, Kakadu, or the public bar of the Palms Hotel in Toc. Cool

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PostPosted: Tue May 12, 2020 8:35 pm
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https://www.facebook.com/339639229872/posts/10158464568169873/?substory_index=0

The comments Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue May 12, 2020 8:54 pm
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Morrigu wrote:
https://www.facebook.com/339639229872/posts/10158464568169873/?substory_index=0

The comments Laughing Laughing


They are pretty good. The NT News manages to start a Twitter cross state shit fight sometimes which is hilarious to follow.

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PostPosted: Tue May 12, 2020 11:31 pm
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He's become a celebrity:

Commentating on the penguin parade

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2020/may/12/bbcs-andrew-cotter-commentates-penguin-parade-on-australias-phillip-island

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PostPosted: Wed May 13, 2020 10:30 am
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Morrigu wrote:
https://www.facebook.com/339639229872/posts/10158464568169873/?substory_index=0

The comments Laughing Laughing


Hilarious! Who knew all the ABCs had such a sense of humour! Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat May 23, 2020 2:46 pm
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Some headlines made me laugh:

Trump Foils Plot To Assassinate Him With Malaria Bearing Mosquitoes

https://theunaustralian.net/2020/05/22/trump-foils-plot-to-assassinate-him-with-malaria-bearing-mosquitoes/

Christensen Calls For A Ban On Chinese Born Sex Workers

https://theunaustralian.net/2020/05/19/christensen-calls-for-a-ban-on-chinese-born-sex-workers/

Christensen Calls For Australia And The Philippines To Create A Travel Bubble

https://theunaustralian.net/2020/05/13/christensen-calls-for-australia-and-the-philippines-to-create-a-travel-bubble/

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PostPosted: Sat May 23, 2020 3:08 pm
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The first one isn’t funny. It’s just today’s US news. Shocked
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PostPosted: Wed May 27, 2020 8:13 pm
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Twitter has decided to add Fact Checks to the Donald's tweets and guess who's not happy about it.

https://edition.cnn.com/2020/05/26/tech/twitter-trump-fact-check/index.html

Apparently it's a breach of the right to free speech to call out when someone's talking crap. Laughing

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Australian Defamation Lawyers mourn Alan Jones's retirement

https://theunaustralian.net/2020/05/29/australias-defamation-lawyers-mourn-alan-jones-retirement/

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2020 6:48 pm
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Listening to Swannie musing about how they get chicken flavor on chicken chips.

https://twitter.com/swandane/status/1267357924285767680

Laughing Laughing Laughing

Must be bored, doing the review of the contents of the Smiths chips box. Also love the comments in tweet 1 about the cheese and onion ones, telling kids if they get those in their lunchbox their parents hate them. Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 06, 2020 9:05 pm
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This dad joke:

"I wanted to be a millionaire just like my dad. He too wanted to be a millionaire"

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 07, 2020 12:10 am
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'Get off my lawn!' Homeowner interrupts Scott Morrison's homebuilder grants announcement

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/video/2020/jun/04/get-off-my-lawn-homeowner-interrupts-scott-morrisons-homebuilding-grants-announcement-video

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 16, 2020 9:02 pm
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This headline:

AFL players forget how to play footy without stadiums full of obese men telling them what to do

https://www.betootaadvocate.com/sports/afl-players-forget-how-to-play-footy-without-stadiums-full-of-obese-men-telling-them-what-to-do/

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 16, 2020 9:05 pm
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Some of these are real hoots others less so:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRvdoXdrZm4

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