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Tannin Capricorn

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 04, 2021 1:00 pm
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Well, the imputations in the article might be true. We can't tell. And that is the whole point here: the article is so lacking in basic research that one cannot clearly decide anything* from reading it.

* Anything other than that the so-called "journalist (ir)responsible for it should be demoted to a task more suited to her current competencies. The topic which comes most readily to mind is "What I did on my Holidays".

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Tannin Capricorn

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 10, 2021 4:26 pm
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Warning: do not try this at home:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGOofzZOyl8

The perils of leaving a Zoom cat filter installed during an on-line court hearing....

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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 10, 2021 6:43 pm
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To be fair, he is a lawyer and they're not known for being overly smart or good with tech.

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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2021 12:19 pm
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New Uber Eats ads for the Australian Open featuring Nick Kyrgios and Aussie Borat

1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aur5IvU7Wj8

2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoVfowanWW0

OK, look they aren't side splitters but they're not bad. Nick apparently had a blast filming them with Sacha Baron Cohen.

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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2021 9:02 pm
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nick is really growing on me!!

i loved the girlfriend thing!!

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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2021 9:23 pm
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I'm a fan of Nick. Mum hasn't watched tennis for years, I got her watching his game last night and she sat up til the end.

he gets a bad rap from some but when you take the whole package for waht it is, the kid can play.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2021 11:23 pm
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Olive and Mabel: they crack me up. This guy deserves a Nobel peace prize for making so many people have a laugh:

Gym membership

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1L3t6BsE3uE

COVID lockdown hobbies

https://youtu.be/uBttTAhRTY0

The trust of Dogs

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l942GNHc7rw

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eddiesmith Taurus

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 21, 2021 11:54 pm
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Had to visit Point Cook today for cricket so I donned the hazmat suit, grabbed the gun and headed over the Westgate.

Stopped at a local shopping centre and tried to park away from the locals...First car I passed when walking to the shops had police tape on it, smashed window, no bonnet and smashed lights

First thing I thought was, Welcome to Point Cook 😂😂
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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 22, 2021 1:13 pm
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/\ the bridge to point cook was cordoned off during lockdown to protect my side, and you havent had the vaccine..... i hear jaws music, dont take the suit off to peeee.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 22, 2021 5:51 pm
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Isn't Point Cook offensively named to our first nations persons.
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 22, 2021 6:43 pm
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I thought it was named that because all the people who live there work in hospitality.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 22, 2021 7:50 pm
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The ninja grandmother from the Gold Coast.Did you see the story on the news tonight?She had her handbag stolen while she was sitting at a table on a street.She chased after the guy who stole her handbag,crash tackled him to the ground,then wrestled her handbag off him as they struggled on the ground.The guy had to give up then and run away.I wouldn’t recommend that sort of action for all grandmas,because they would likely break a hip if they did something like that,but it certainly worked for this dirty Harriet. Very Happy
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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 22, 2021 8:24 pm
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good on her
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 22, 2021 8:31 pm
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Saw that, wasn't bad, but not all Granny's are old and gray, I heard one today where a woman was upset that while she was in hospital giving birth to her second child, her mum ( a granny) ran off with her boyfriend. Shocked Confused

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David Libra

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 23, 2021 2:01 pm
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Saw this on Twitter. I suppose logical thinking is a gift that eludes us all at the best of times. Laughing
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