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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 11, 2021 4:17 pm
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I thought this was funny. Only watched episode 6 and this trailer so far but got a giggle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sjo79eQ0Q-Y

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 26, 2021 4:37 pm
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I feel like WPT would appreciate this (speaking of which, where is he!?)

https://youtu.be/m5mmp-uwNNY

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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 26, 2021 5:43 pm
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I had to read the comments to understand why that is remotely humorous.

As far as WPT, I guess he finally got his customised Dan Andrews sex doll delivered and hasn't left the back shed in months. Cool

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 26, 2021 8:40 pm
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David wrote:
I feel like WPT would appreciate this (speaking of which, where is he!?)

https://youtu.be/m5mmp-uwNNY


I pmed him, he’s just flat out at work

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 26, 2021 11:21 pm
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https://www.tmz.com/2021/09/23/gorillas-oral-sex-bronx-zoo-humans-horrified/
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 27, 2021 8:58 pm
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That’s hysterical!
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 27, 2021 9:14 pm
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I liked how the receiver didn't initiate it, just got pushed over and laid back.

I suppose it helps that Gorrilas only have a 2 inch dick.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 01, 2021 3:11 pm
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https://www.news.com.au/world/middle-east/missing-drunk-man-accidentally-joins-his-own-search-party/news-story/a6dd37810dce8457b1df3549c8680035

Missing’ drunk man accidentally joins his own search party

"A Turkish man who was unknowingly reported missing accidentally joined his own search party.

Beyhan Mutlu, 50, was declared missing on Tuesday after going out for drinks with his friends and wandering off into a forest in Cayyaka.

After his wife and friends were unable to get in touch with him for a number of hours, they reported him missing to police.

His concerned family and neighbours took to the area in search of the missing man.

But it was in the woods that Mr Mutlu stumbled upon his own search party."

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 02, 2021 7:54 pm
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That's hysterical.

Apart from just wandering in to his own search party, pleading to them to not punish him because his father would kill him. He's 50. Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 03, 2021 8:26 pm
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I saw an old Swedish film where that happens. Guess this isn’t the first time. Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 03, 2021 9:51 pm
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With your movies do you mean stui’s or dark beanies post!
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 18, 2021 6:47 pm
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Next door has built the worlds ugliest cubbyhouse for his kids in his front yard. 2 story, made out of scaffolding (he has a scaffolding business) and some plywood offcuts. Looks like shit but the kids are loving it. Laughing

It's right in the front corner of his yard, next to my driveway fence

Little boy and girl, out there playing in their dressing gowns, the little girl is seemingly in charge of decoration. I was out on the front porch and she asked me if she could grab a flower from my front yard, I said Yes but then while she was climbing down, picked a pink camellia and gave it to her before she started pulling plants out. Very happy, ran off, now they're terrorising passers by.

Dad was building it while I was having lunch out the front, he's explaining to the son that rather than spending money on a cubby, this will work and when they're sick of it, it's easy to pull down, the kid bought into the logic perfectly.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 22, 2021 4:32 pm
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I take my wonder poodle for walks every day. There are few footpaths here and they soon fill up with motorbikes and food carts anyway. There has been an explosion of motobike delivery services here and in particular 7-11 and Grab. Bastrds are everywhere and normally looking at there phones. 2 days ago Tukky and I were walking past a hairdressers and this grab driver scoots past and as usual cuts in front of you and he was delivering an iced coffee. They cost about 95 cents for a large one here. 10 metres away from the hairdressers is a cafe that sells drinks including iced coffee. The other day I saw a 7-11 driver deliver a single bottle of beer to a house in our street. The 7-11 is 120 metres away. The little Mom and Pop shop was 30 metres away and they sell beer. We will never achieve carbon emissions targets with this idiocy and pure laziness.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 22, 2021 6:04 pm
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^

That belongs in the WTF thread. Shocked

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 23, 2021 12:20 am
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watching i think its the project for a milisecond while i was flicking,

"AFL players have been told they will need to be fully vaccinated by blah balh"

some other dude "well youd reckon Essendon wont have a problem implementing that!" pissed meself!

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