FIVE things youd LOVE to see this season !

[Piesnchess]

Ahh, yes, a nice and easy "off season " fun topic to break the monotony !

MY Five - 1. We smash the Bloooze in Rd 2, and at the after match press conference, old MM totally loses his cool under some hard questioning, spits the dummy and decks Robbo, all captured on TV.

2. Judd gets the sulks if hes not Captain, and walks out on the Scum after a blue with the old man.

3. The Mangarook FS rates far higher than Nines Footy Show. Nine axes it midway thru the season, citing boredom, same old stale gay jokes, Crawfords refusal to come out of the closet, Sams face is about to implode, and Lyon and Brayshaw cannot get a laugh to save themselves.

4. Caroline Wilson and Robbo elope, and are never ever heard of again.

5. The Dawks play the Pies in the GF, they kick 5 goals and 27 pts, Buddy missing seven sodas, and the Maggies beat em by 2 points, Clarkson and Kennett both collapse in a deranged heap of self wallowing pity and choking, not a pretty sight.

[jack_spain]

Only ONE necessary mate.

Collingwood to win the flag.

Everything else is meaningless. Nothing else will satisfy!

[Ian]

Just this would be great.....

[3rd degree]

1. Beating Carlscum by 17 goals in the Grand Final , eddie betts knocked out after missing a sitter on the goal line ( a la tredrea 2003 PF) by a rampaging Goldsack. Malthouse turns on Kernahan and rips off his mullet as our lads are presented the cup, judd cries.

2. Melbourne are abandonded from the league and areforced to join the QAFL with Shane Stempel as captain coach, Jack Watts gets a neck tatt and joins Port Adelaide and becomes mates with Jacob Surjan.

3. Hawthorn come 9th. Buddy leaves football and takes up frisbee throwing with chris egan.

4. The entire St Kilda list are attacked by army of electified eels while doing a recovery session in the Hopkins River in Warnambool , the only surviving players are McEvoy and Milne who then open a botique in Frankston.

5. Andy Maher and Tim Lane are tortured by Pirates in Papua New Guinea after they see them in carlscum polo tops.

[buzzlightyear]

A premiership in 2013.

I'll reserve the other four for the start of 2014, where I may use one more...and then leave 3 more for 2015....etcetera etcetera.......

[perthmagpie]

1. Play Carlton in Grand Final and win by 105 points (suck on that Harris). Russell wins the Normy.
2. Milne is caught with his pants down (ala Doro) outside a new court hearing.
3. Cloke kicks a century including a bag of ten on Anzac Day, whilst Dids, Krak, Fas and Elliott form the most dangerous small forward combination in the AFL.
4. Collingwood win the Prelim against Hawks by 1 point after storming back from 6 goals down at 3 quarter time. Franklin kicks 1 goal 9, including 6 behinds in the last quarter. The following Monday he announces he is leaving and going to Gold Coast. The whole Hawthorn team joins Beyond Blue.
5. Essendon win 8 of their 9 games but then lose every game from then on. Hird cries in his final press conference when asked about strong rumours Matthew Knights has been asked to take over his position.

[perthmagpie]

1. Play Carlton in Grand Final and win by 105 points (suck on that Harris). Russell wins the Normy.
2. Milne is caught with his pants down (ala Doro) outside a new court hearing.
3. Cloke kicks a century including a bag of ten on Anzac Day, whilst Dids, Krak, Fas and Elliott form the most dangerous small forward combination in the AFL.
4. Collingwood win the Prelim against Hawks by 1 point after storming back from 6 goals down at 3 quarter time. Franklin kicks 1 goal 9, including 6 behinds in the last quarter. The following Monday he announces he is leaving and going to Gold Coast. The whole Hawthorn team joins Beyond Blue.
5. Essendon win 8 of their 9 games but then lose every game from then on. Hird cries in his final press conference when asked about strong rumours Matthew Knights has been asked to take over his position.

[perthmagpie]

Sorry double post.

[Piesnchess]

Some seriously funny suggestions here ! LOL LOL.

[watt price tully]

[neil]

1. Collingwood wins 2013 GF
2. Carlscum implode, Judd resigns midseason and confirms illegal payments have been made to him and other Carlscum players.
3. St Vomit have another sex scandal
4. Robbo has a coronary while in bed with Carro who is then arrested for murder
5. T Lane has a coronary while in bed with A Maher who is then arrested for murder

[What'sinaname]

1. Collingwood go undefeated in 2013
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5. see 1

[stui magpie]

1. Collingwood win the flag in an undefeated season.
2. Pendles wins the Brownlow.
3. After Collingwood beat Carlton by 120 points in Round 15, putting them at 3 wins and 12 losses for the season, Malthouse resigns
4. Geelong investigated for Salary Cap cheating, the 2011 premiership retrospectively awarded to Collingwood
5. The ATO and AFL jointly audit the Carlton FC. Club declared bankrupt and put into receivership. Forfeits licence to AFL which is granted to a team from Tassie to replace them.

[magpieazza]

Richmond stay in the eight all season until the last game of the last home and away round. They need hot favourites West Coast to not lose by more than 151 points to GWS in Perth otherwise GWS replace Richmond in the eight. West Coast at the time are in second position and won 16 games straight and have no injuries. West Coast in theory should win by 150 points!!!
GWS are in ninth position and have twelve regular seniors injured. They arrive at the game late due to mechanical failure to the bus and there is a flu virus affecting the side. Bookies have them at the longest odds in the history of the game to win the game, let alone by 152 points!!!
GWS then go on to play out of their skins.By the end of the game they need to score a goal from the last kick of the day, however it is on the boundary 65 metres out and its against the wind. All of a sudden the wind changes direction and first gamer, rookie Zach Williams has a go at the torpodoe and kicks a mongrel that lands 25 metres out but bounces over the heads and through the legs of all players to register a goal.

Richmond finish ninth again!!!!!

Collingwood go through the whole season undefeated and thrash Carlton by 200 points to win the GF by a record margin.

[BJ]

1. Jason Akermanis apologises to everyone he has ever offended. He will see this out in 2056

2. Andrew Demitriou apologises for being an obstinate goose and declares that anything said against him by coaches, players, fans or officials will go unpunished, he then joins the Hawthorn board and becomes founding member of "The fartherst point Beyond Beyond Blue"

3. Alistair Clarkson punches a hole in the family dining room table, the kitchen sink, the bathroom vanity, the letterbox, his prized framed photo of Buddy Franklin, after a 1 point loss to the pies in the GF and declares, " I wasn't smart enough, or witty enough, for long enough."

4. Gary Ablett has a record 38 possessions in the first quarter for Gold Coast, but still can't prevent the Pies from kicking a record 21 goals for the quarter.

5. RLT changes his name to Bob, so he can be known as BLT.