Nick's Posting XXII Round 12: vs Melbourne

[John Wren]

what an uninspiring, inept, ineffectual, inefficient and insipid performance last week. time for change. time to inject a couple of the tried and true in AN_Inkling and woftam. What'sinaname has been brought in at thompsoc's expense. Wokko gets a call up after an inordinate amount of time on the sidelines. we can only afford to have one rookie in the team at a time. ronrat's form has been acknowledged with a place on the emergencies.

out goes The_Staunton who seems to have lost the will to live. who can blame him. this team is a challenge at the best of times. Damien, Pyrenees Pie and September Zeros have been spelled after a few weeks of solid effort and endeavour.

this week you can't afford to freeze. you can't afford to take a day off. it's your grand final. you have to go out there and smell the fuchsias cos it's your futures at stake. no one wants to be replaced by the yesterday's lunchbox heroes like Lazza, piesnchess and qldmagpie67, do they? if you don't win this week, it's bye bye next week.

[Fire Up]

can't wait.

[The Boy Who Cried Wolf]

Keep kicking goals in the 2's but to no avail...

[Piesnchess]

This coach has lost the plot, totally, the Deeees will roll this team with plenty of cucumber sangoes and Merlot too spare, just watch Gordon Rich-Phillips and young Dribblesworth tear this side to shreds.

[John Wren]

^ yes, young dribblesworth. we have our own secret dribbler in 3rd degree to take care of dribblesworth. as for mackley-crump-farnsworth-bucket, he can run around on his own safe in knowing the length of his surname will drag him down.

[Piesnchess]

^Don't forget to tag Sherlock Barnes-Asquith III, his peerage line dates back three hundred yrs in the House of Lords.

[qldmagpie67]

This would be the poorest excuse of a side in the history of nicks.
Never before has a more undeserving bunch of skirt wearing tea sippers been assembled
It went past a disgrace weeks ago it's now bordering insanity
Has anyone bothered to inform Delmont hospital they have a escaped patient now impersonating a football coach ?
Well thankful this will be the last week of such insanity and I'm sure the new coach next week will,selected a side based on form and skill

[Presti35]

You think 9 goals are going through from the goalsquare now? Nope.

[Lazza]

HTF does Jackcass keep getting a game ahead on ME??? HOW??? He is crap.

This is downright rediculous JW.

Just wait till I serve you my next hot cup of Sri Lanka tea all over your head...

[The Prototype]

[The_Staunton]

I knew my downbeat sniping/leaks to Barrett and Hutchy would get out somehow...

[RudeBoy]

FFS, I'm doing my best as captain, but I need my lieutenants to show a bit more mongrel if we are to murder these bums on Monday. We need more on field leadership.

[Pies4shaw]

I'll be showing plenty of mongrel but - unless the game is against the Portarlington Demons - I might be a little looser in the back-pocket than is usual, as I'll likely be watching this one from my yacht.

[jackcass]

[MagpieBat]

I take it then that the Team Manager's position has been abolished?

This coach simply has to go...