The Derby!

DIPPER · Joined: 23 Oct 2000 Location: LONDON,ENGLAND

Don't worry I'm here ya cheeky bastard.

Everything points to a regulation win maybe 2-1 but then funny things can happen.

Seaman's out & despite all the criticism of him I'd bet you'd rather face one of his understudies than the man himself.

It's our biggest problem Taylor doesn't look the part & the new guy Shaaban is one of those European goalies that punches shots away rather than catching them so it could be our weakness.

Anyway I'm looking forward to smashing you no hopers.

In fact I'm looking for a double header, I shan't be at the game so I'm gonna watch England thrash the Wallabies at rugby before switching my thoughts to the norf London derby that is being illegally broadcast in my local as well.

Despite reports of a convenient injury the feeling is that Sol will front up to stuff it up his old mates.

I'm not allowed to really mention the big guy am I?As you took offence last time but as you mentioned him first I use him as an example to people everywhere who aren't happy in their work & find themselves in a dead end job.....just get out & find a better more progressive set of employers.

What's ahppened to little Sergei?You splash out big for the first time evr & then a couple of years later it looks like you'll let the guy go on a free, tell me WKB just how do you ruin a world class player's career in less than 3 years?

In response to your cut of his jib comments on the other thread from the Simpson's, I did see it & it was very funny, did you see the one where all the men in Springfield get the hump with Apoo for being too romantic with his wife & showing them up, they follow him down to the docks thinking he has booked a romantic cruise for his missus with the captain but really he's just dropping off a supply of porn for all the sailors & the captain makes some funny crack that (unfortunately) I can't remember about them all turning homosexual out at sea without it.

I do not & have never loved Liverpool FC

DIPPER · Joined: 23 Oct 2000 Location: LONDON,ENGLAND

Where are ya?

3-0

Back to the top as well.

Wasn't it funny Treddy thinking he could take on big bad Sol?

I do not & have never loved Liverpool FC

DIPPER · Joined: 23 Oct 2000 Location: LONDON,ENGLAND

It's a bad day when the sensors have to move in, didn't i read in the paper that in some Aussie court the magistrate made a judgement that to say 'F*** off' wasn't necessarily an offence if it wasn't done in an aggresive manner after some bloke told the cops to 'F*** off'.

Anyway I'm glad you left it a couple of days my old yiddo china, I'd hate to think what you're mood would have been had you posted straight away.

Still maybe you can see what it's like to be shafted by refs, we get it all the time just look at Vieira away at Chelsea.The difference is that we don't give in we fight harder.

As for Sol I've heard a bit of a rumour that the reason Teddy hates him so much is that Sol nicked his bird a while back, personally I think it's just that old Ted hates the Gooners with all his heart.

As for you LD maybe you should get a job as a steward down at Millwall I'd like to see you telling the chaps down there to moderate their language.

If it's nay consolation you only have to wait about 4 weeks to get revenge WKB, but I fear that you're season is falling apart after a bright start.

I do not & have never loved Liverpool FC

DIPPER · Joined: 23 Oct 2000 Location: LONDON,ENGLAND

Well I can see you're still abit hot under the collar so I won't wind you up any more, I will only point out that I know that censor is spelt with a 'c' & not an 's'.I'm not completely ignorant not that you'd notice most of the time.

PS These scurrilous rumours about Sol being a gaylord have to stop, he may have been one when he was at spurs but we don't allow that sort of thing at Arsenal.........unless of cousre you count Freddy............& perhaps even Anders Limpar but then they're Swedish & they have a much more liberated attitude to sex & nudity than us repressed pommies.

I do not & have never loved Liverpool FC

DIPPER · Joined: 23 Oct 2000 Location: LONDON,ENGLAND

Yeah that's not funny either.

How can you send a man off for that?I ask you, it's a f***ing conspiracy as he's now banned for the Man U game which the FA always want them to win.

As for Sol's gayboy rumours he made a very ill advised comment to a newspaper about it where he says that he's been '...held bondage by the innuendo' but now he's '...broken free of the bondage'.
Talk about adding fuel to the fire.

On your hatred of Sol, well I wouldn't like the way he went about leaving Spurs if I was you but then again it was his right to leave on a free & what was he meant to do say I'm not going to re-sign for you instead I'm going to sign for your most hated rivals up the road.I have a slight fear that Vieira might do the same as he hasn't signed a new contract yet & his current one runs out next summer but if he doesn't re-sign I remain confident that he won't sign for you lot.(not unless he's deranged)

I have to admit i never liked Sol when he was a Spurs player & although I'm glad we've got him I doubt I'll ever really take him to my heart, he's a bit of a cold fish really.

I do not & have never loved Liverpool FC