Crapiest Player

creedymagpie · Joined: 16 Nov 2002 Location: Berwick

Another fun one, i want to know who everyone thinks is the worst player in the Premier League both from the team you support and from everyone else in the league.

Tottenhams shitest player would have to be Norways favourite son STEFFEN IVERSON with Gary Doherty a close second, Iverson would win this award outright but i unfortunatly i saw Doherty play against Fulham and almost kicked the TV in when he got that ball.

From other sides i would have to include- Emile Heskey, Kevin Phillips and Mark Viduka. I have put these players in because they are not really crap players but have so much more ability than lower players in the league put every time they step foot on the pitch they come out without their heads and their hearts.

(apologies for Kasey Keller and Maurice Taricco for not making my Tottenham list)

Collingwood and Tottenham, what a great combination!!!!!!

[This message has been edited by creedymagpie (edited 25 February 2003).]

LondonPIE · Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2003 11:55 pm

Just looking at our squad I would have to agree with you Creedy and say Iverson... Followed swiftly by our favorite Left Back (should be in the bloody changing rooms) Taricco..

As for other teams let me just say that he is a player that
was beaten by a shot from the halfway line by Nayeem (as in the song that spurs sang for a good couple of years) and also a 40yd own goal by Lee Dixon once. I alas can't bring my self to speak or print his name lol...

Audre est Facere!!
Life is all Black and White

DIPPER · Joined: 23 Oct 2000 Location: LONDON,ENGLAND

Savo Milosevic is a strange one because he went to Sapin & scored quite a few goals & was then bought by someone in Italy-Parma maybe?It's hard to know quite how.

For arsenal it has to be Igor Stepanovs but if anyone can rememebr Gus Ceaser he was the absolute worst.
Of players who actually get a regular game I'm losing patience with Gilberto-strange to say that considering he's a world cup winning Brazilin but to be honest I'd rather have kept the little Jap who played Piggsy in Monkey & who we sold to Fulham.

For other clubs Heskey is always there for me as one of the most overated.

Any of the West ham defence is a contender with Repka a $5m signing an absolute shocker, although Dunne at Man City was useless against us on Saturday-they took him off at half time & one paper gave him 1/10 the next day-I've never seen that before.

I do not & have never loved Liverpool FC

London Dave · Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 9:37 pm

Loaded question this, Spurs are spoilt for choice when it comes to crappy players!!!!

Interesting comment re West Ham defence Dipper, a mate of mine who is a West Brom fan said on Monday if you could combine the West Ham defence with the West Brom attack, you would have the worst premier league team ever!

DIPPER · Joined: 23 Oct 2000 Location: LONDON,ENGLAND

Hey LD a load of my mates are West Ham fans so I'll put that to them & I'm sure they'll all agree........although after Saturdays' humbling of Spurs they may have changed their minds.Apparently even Tomas Repka played well!!!!!

I do not & have never loved Liverpool FC

creedymagpie · Joined: 16 Nov 2002 Location: Berwick

WKB-; Do not write DOHERTY again!!!

Everytime i look at that name i fell like eating razorblades!

And yes its getting that bad!

There is 2 types of Supporters-: Collingwood and the Rest!!!!

woe_is_me · Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2003 3:47 am

Gary Neville. I cannot believe he gets a game for England, let alone for Man U!

Woe, woe, woe, what am I good for????

creedymagpie · Joined: 16 Nov 2002 Location: Berwick

If he is that bad Woe you can have Doherty for him!

or even Iverson!

Yes i thought you might change your mind.

There is 2 types of Supporters-: Collingwood and the Rest!!!!

creedymagpie · Joined: 16 Nov 2002 Location: Berwick

Ive just decided anyone who plays for Leeds!