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PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 3:38 pm
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He is now working at RMIT in a HR position. Unbelievable.


You sure he's still there?

I'm assuming the dating show was Perfect match which was a fair while back, there's not that many blokes in HR at RMIT who would be in the right age bracket


<snip – probably best not to name names. Thanks, David for BBMods>. Don't know if still there. . They removed him from the key punch operators area after a few of the girls complained about being brushed against . The idiots sent him to the Army clothing store in Watsonia. A female reservist from Melbourne University went to get a uniform and grabbed her on the tit under the guise of helping fit her. She went home and asked Daddy who was a Major General if this was standard practice. He had him charged but he had a friend who was a QC and they challenged the Army legal system and charges were dismissed, So they gave him a posting order to Macrossan which is an ammo depot west of Townsville where flies go to die. So he resigned which I imagine was the intent.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 3:53 pm
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I didn't know anything like this existed,

https://www.theage.com.au/world/asia/indonesian-army-finally-ends-virginity-tests-for-female-recruits-20210805-p58g1d.html

presumably they will just ask



I was in Singapore Airport about 10 years ago and wielding a machine gun was the most stunning female soldier I will ever see. I went to a cafe to have a beer and an hour later the girl turns up in civvies and sat next to me and ordered a cup of tea. I told her she was the most outstanding looking soldier I had ever seen and should be on a runway not guarding it. She laughed and explained she was doing her annual National Service and in normal life was a catwalk model for a leading Singapore fashion house.

There would have been a line of Doctors outside the barracks if they had to test here virginity.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 22, 2021 9:04 am
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Hey Hey it's 50 years special.

FFS Daryl, LET IT GO!!!!! No one cares about an antiquated variety show.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 23, 2021 2:00 pm
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WTAF?

I thought this was a bad joke when I first saw it reported.

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Several impounded dogs due to be rescued by a shelter have instead been shot dead by a rural council in NSW under its interpretation of COVID-19 restrictions, alarming animal activists and prompting a government probe.

Bourke Shire Council, in the state’s north-west, killed the dogs to prevent volunteers at a Cobar-based animal shelter from travelling to pick up the animals last week, according to council’s watchdog, the Office of Local Government.


https://www.smh.com.au/national/nsw/rescue-dogs-shot-dead-by-nsw-council-due-to-covid-19-restrictions-20210821-p58ksh.html

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 23, 2021 3:26 pm
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(*&^%^& @&$!S

its going to be a rescue nightmare when covid is over, all the disposable not puppy any mores

people stink

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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-08-25/baby-from-nirvana-nevermind-album-cover-sues-band/100406408

at first thought WTF

but then really did they need his penis in the photo? why not shop it out?

he has a tattoo of the album name on his chest and recreates the photo so whats his motive?
surely though at $150K they will just pay it for a non disclosure note?

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What a greedy pos.
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https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/man-tragically-dies-after-using-glue-to-seal-off-penis/news-story/18db3fa55edcc40425396414f119e7f2
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Nevermind guy has been doing promotional stuff and reliving it for years, yet now suddenly he wants to sue...

Not sure how being photographed as a little kid stops him getting a job now Rolling Eyes
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Dark Beanie wrote:
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/man-tragically-dies-after-using-glue-to-seal-off-penis/news-story/18db3fa55edcc40425396414f119e7f2


That belongs in the Darwin Awards thread. Shocked Laughing Laughing Laughing

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think positive wrote:
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-08-25/baby-from-nirvana-nevermind-album-cover-sues-band/100406408

at first thought WTF

but then really did they need his penis in the photo? why not shop it out?

he has a tattoo of the album name on his chest and recreates the photo so whats his motive?
surely though at $150K they will just pay it for a non disclosure note?


As people used to say, "only in America" (although I think America has been doing a good job of exporting its singular pathologies in recent years).

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"I've recently been thinking, 'What if I wasn't OK with my freaking penis being shown to everybody?' I didn't really have a choice," he said.


I'm sensing a trend emerging (also present in that article I posted on the previous page about the guy in a consensual relationship with a rich older woman who later claimed to be exploited) in which people imagine themselves to be victims – not because they actually feel victimised, but because they think in theory someone else could feel victimised in their position, so it's only fair that they should be treated as a victim too. In both cases, they give it away with their own language: there's a big difference between "I really don't feel okay" and "What if I wasn't okay?"

I guess the prospect of winning tens of thousands of dollars in a court case makes the latter hypothetical more enticing to entertain.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 6:34 pm
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I think I might have found my new religion to follow:

https://fb.watch/7EjNtQk9p2/

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^

The idea that he lived is entirely plausible and the subject of a number of books

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A cousin of mine is an interstate truckie, just posted a photo from Taree, he's having Covid test No. 472. Shocked
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stui magpie wrote:
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The idea that he lived is entirely plausible and the subject of a number of books


The idea that he spent the rest of his life in India and lived to the age of 120 ... not so much. Laughing

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