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Happy 100th birthday to the Chinese Communist Party

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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2021 3:22 pm
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Pi wrote:
stui magpie wrote:

You forgot the Bat Soup on the menu and the sandcastle building competition in the Sth China Sea. Razz


Bat soup has been replaced on the menu with the launch of a new fast food franchise KFB; Kaifeng Fried Bat with eleven secret toxic pathogens.

For the first time ever sand castle building will now allow tandem dredging teams. The CCP have asked me to do the English language commentary. Very Happy


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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2021 3:29 pm
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In celebration of the 100 years, here's some detail on how the party actually works in practice.

Short read with pictures
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-07-01/ccp-100-years-chinese-communist-party/100222794

Longer but really interesting read. https://www.theage.com.au/world/asia/party-time-100-years-on-from-the-founding-of-the-ccp-who-runs-china-20210624-p5840p.html
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 14, 2021 2:24 pm
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A new sport has been announced by the glorious party; synchronized Sh!t dumping.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/z3xwn8/us-china-south-china-sea-poop

When contacted for comment a party official said he saw no hardships only sh!t ships.
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Somehow very appropriate example of the CCP's attitude to the rest of the world.
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