I don’t want to jinx us but…

[Mr Miyagi]

It’s been a scandal-media-clickbait free summer! 😎

[Dave The Man]

Not Over Yet

[burnsy17]

That’s the spirit Dave!

[Charlie Oneeye]

Congrats to Jordy for achieving 1 pre-season in a row incident free.

[slangman]

[Quincy]

Really Jordy has been the main one associated with our scandals and he appears to have settled down.

[lazzadesilva]

[What'sinaname]

[Take_a_Screamer]

All the players, coaches, admin are "as happy as a pig 🐖 in sh*t"!
We should be happy too, Magpies are going to be the new Premiers. 🍸🍻🎆

[doriswilgus]

I was going to say the same thing about it being a scandal free off season so far.Let’s hope it continues.And let’s be honest there’s only one player who continually gives us grief in the off season,the other players are pretty well behaved generally,and don’t cause any trouble,

[Monco Matt]

Not sure what you mean? The summer isn't over, still 6 weeks of it left. Plenty of time for the shit to hit the fan. I've got a mop and bucket on stand-bye.

[stui magpie]

While I agree it's been pleasant, Give it time.

Shortly before round 1 I expect footage to emerge of Ginni pushing a girl into a pool when he was 6 years old accompanied by screams of misogyny on social media, one of the young new players to get accused of farting on someone in a bar or get pulled over for having a broken tail light.

Social and mainstream media will be agog, threads on Nicks will reach hundreds of pages with some people calling for the players to be sacked and others saying nay, and life will be normal.

[lazzadesilva]

I just don’t ever trust the hack footy media led by Robbo and Wilson. If nothing happens they will invent a crisis out of their arses. Also they might feel that the honeymoon period afforded to Craig McRae is now over and they will bring up some crap about him, Collingwood or a player. Arseholes like Robbo don’t stop being arseholes overnight and they won’t.

[slangman]

[Philthypie]

Even my eyes are crossed