The Hydra ~ Caro rears her head again
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Caroline Wilson was walking down the beach one afternoon and found a bottle washed up on the shore. She opens it and a Genie appears.
"Thank you for releasing me! I am honour bound to grant you one wish!" said the Genie.
Caro thinks for a while and pulls out a map of the Middle East. "This is the Middle East. It's been in conflict for years, particularly in Israel between the Jews and Palestinians. I wish for peace in the Middle East!"
The Genie shakes his head and says, "I'm a very powerful Genie, I can work miracles that can astound and amaze, but even I don't think I could bring peace to the Middle East. Do you have any other wishes I might be able to do for you?"
Caro is a little upset, but says, "OK, there are a few things you can choose from. I want to be beautiful, a respected and competant AFL journalist and I want the Richmond Tigers to win a Premiership before I die."
The Genie immediately responds, "Can I see that map again?"
"Thank you for releasing me! I am honour bound to grant you one wish!" said the Genie.
Caro thinks for a while and pulls out a map of the Middle East. "This is the Middle East. It's been in conflict for years, particularly in Israel between the Jews and Palestinians. I wish for peace in the Middle East!"
The Genie shakes his head and says, "I'm a very powerful Genie, I can work miracles that can astound and amaze, but even I don't think I could bring peace to the Middle East. Do you have any other wishes I might be able to do for you?"
Caro is a little upset, but says, "OK, there are a few things you can choose from. I want to be beautiful, a respected and competant AFL journalist and I want the Richmond Tigers to win a Premiership before I die."
The Genie immediately responds, "Can I see that map again?"
"There's an old saying in Tennessee, I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee, that says, fool me once, shame on... shame on you. Fool me... you can't get fooled again." - Oscar Wilde