Note: All temperatures are in degrees Fahrenheit.
The Temperature Conversion Guide
50 above = New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. Irish plant gardens.
40 above = Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Irish sunbathe.
35 above = Italian cars won't start.
Irish drive with the windows down.
32 above = Distilled water freezes.
Irish water gets thicker.
20 above = Floridians wear coats, gloves & wool hats.
Irish throw on a t-shirt.
15 above = Californians begin to evacuate the state.
Irish go swimming.
Zero = New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
Irish have the last barbeque before it gets cold.
10 below = People in Miami cease to exist.
Irish lick flag poles.
20 below = Californians fly away to Mexico.
Irish throw on a light jacket.
40 below = Hollywood disintegrates.
Irish rent some videos.
60 below = Mt. St. Helens freezes.
Irish Girl Guides begin their Bob-a-job campaign.
80 below = Polar bears begin to evacuate Antarctica.
Irish Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
100 below = Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Irish pull down their ear flaps.
173 below = Ethyl alcohol freezes.
Irish get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
297 below = Microbial life survives on dairy products.
Irish cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
460 below = ALL atomic motion stops.
Irish start saying "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
500 below = Hell freezes over.
Liverpool win the Premiere League
This NOT I repeat NOT to be changed to Collingwood ok!?
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