Answer a question, ask another...

[mel_kay39]

There's been no one in here for a while so I thought I'd try to kick things into gear, and revive an old thread. I just couldn't be bothered looking for the original. The way it works, for anyone who doesn't know, is you ask a question, someone else answers it (or you could insert your own answer, but that defeats the point) and asks another, which someone else answers, etc etcetera you get the point. I'll get the ball rolling...

My question is, if you have one super power, what would it be, and how would you use it? (hint; the questions don't all have to be about football or footballers. But the answers can be! LOL)

[David]

I'll be a chick for the purpose of this exercise.

I would certainly have the power of time-travel, so I could go back in time and run over Michael Voss with a truck before the 2002 grand final. Actually, who needs a time machine?

If you were to write slashfic involving two Collingwood players, who would you choose?

(for the uninitiated, slashfic is gay-porn fan fiction).

[Kingswood]

I'll be a chick for the purpose of this exercise.

i thought that would be the super power you'd choose lol

[5150]

There's been no one in here for a while so I thought I'd try to kick things into gear, and revive an old thread. I just couldn't be bothered looking for the original. The way it works, for anyone who doesn't know, is you ask a question, someone else answers it (or you could insert your own answer, but that defeats the point) and asks another, which someone else answers, etc etcetera you get the point. I'll get the ball rolling...

My question is, if you have one super power, what would it be, and how would you use it? (hint; the questions don't all have to be about football or footballers. But the answers can be! LOL)

X-Ray vision...

Imagine being able to stand at the counter of a tattslotto agency and know which scratchies were the winners or go to the milk bar and see which pack of football cards contained the hologram ones.

Or back in the old days which sunny-boys contained the "lucky" which entitled you to a free sunny-boy.

[David]

I'll be a chick for the purpose of this exercise.

i thought that would be the super power you'd choose lol

It's scary how true that probably is.

X-Ray vision...

Imagine being able to stand at the counter of a tattslotto agency and know which scratchies were the winners or go to the milk bar and see which pack of football cards contained the hologram ones.

Or back in the old days which sunny-boys contained the "lucky" which entitled you to a free sunny-boy.

Sure, of course that's what you'd use X-Ray vision for. Tattslotto.

[John Wren]

I'll be a chick for the purpose of this exercise.

I would certainly have the power of time-travel, so I could go back in time and run over Michael Voss with a truck before the 2002 grand final. Actually, who needs a time machine?

If you were to write slashfic involving two Collingwood players, who would you choose?

(for the uninitiated, slashfic is gay-porn fan fiction).

question without notice:

for females, does the thought of two guys going at it generate the same excitement that two girls does for the fellas?

[David]

I've asked a few girls this. The general consensus is 'nope', but then again my girlfriend has a thing for Japanese animated gay porn. All kinds, huh.

[Miss_Lisey_Molloy]

Nah, that's not for me.. Although, my friend LOVES the thought of that and is dying for the day she can participate in a swordfight

Love always, Alyssa xoxo

[David]

^ lol. And therein lies the crucial distinction between the 'menage a trois' and the 'rotisserie'. For her sake I hope she doesn't wind up with the latter by mistake (unless she's into that kind of thing...)

[John Wren]

^ lol. And therein lies the crucial distinction between the 'menage a trois' and the 'rotisserie'. For her sake I hope she doesn't wind up with the latter by mistake (unless she's into that kind of thing...)

my question was not related to any threesomes. moreso, the arousal levels experienced by females towards guy/guy sex compared to males and girl/girl.

[David]

Sorry.

[mel_kay39]

^ lol. And therein lies the crucial distinction between the 'menage a trois' and the 'rotisserie'. For her sake I hope she doesn't wind up with the latter by mistake (unless she's into that kind of thing...)

my question was not related to any threesomes. moreso, the arousal levels experienced by females towards guy/guy sex compared to males and girl/girl.

Yeah, doesn't really do anything for me, the whole Brokeback mountain thing. I discovered that early on when I thought that TV show Dante's Peak was actually going to be about supernatural stuff instead of an excuse for male full frontal action, LOL. Doesn't get me going but don't mind watching the bodies, if they're decent! So on that note... Heath Shaw and Alan Didak would be my answer to that question!

My next question: who is your most hated AFL player?

[Peter Griffin]

That's a really hard question.. Either Aker or Jonathan Brown.. Yuck.. Brownie more so, he's so cocky.. Can't stand him.. Thinks he's so smart.. Honey, you're a footballer and you don't have a medical degree to fall back on so just shut up.

[Peter Griffin]

Oh yeah, a question.

Do you think that somewhere in the universe there's a planet that harbours life and, if so, do you think they'd be offended by the way we portray them on the silver and big screens? Ehehehe.. I would. Do you think that somewhere in the universe there is a planet approximately as far from a big star as we are to the sun, where water is present, which harbours life similar to ours? Perhaps more or less advanced? Imagine we found another planet that harboured what looked like homo neanderthalensis or any of our homo ancestors? Do I think too much?

[David]

What I find funny is that aliens are always depicted as advanced civilisations. Why couldn't there be planets with aliens who are still at a basic animal stage? Or even aliens with vast civilisations who haven't gone into space yet?

The weirdest thing is that aliens in movies always look like humans or are the same basic shape (you know, green or blue, but still two arms, two legs, eyes, nose, ears, etc). Surely if there were aliens, the chances would be that they'd look nothing like us whatsoever.

But yes, in answer to your question, you'd have to think it would be likely that some kind of alien life exists out there.

Here's my question to any or all 'chicks': would you ever go out with a Collingwood player who was, say, as dumb as a doorknob and not particularly good-looking, but still famous, wealthy and a talented footballer?