Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 12:17 am
That's the One...Smokin Joe! Thank god for Bread Rolls!
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Where are the annual Balmey bread roll jokes?
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Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 12:27 pm
Must be lunchtime , hang on where are the bread rolls!!!
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 1:25 pm
hahahahhaa ahh poor balmey...
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 1:27 pm
There is no bread rolls.magpieazza wrote:Must be lunchtime , hang on where are the bread rolls!!!
It's a figment of your imagination.
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 3:47 pm
I thought the origin of the Balmey, bread roll things was the quote from Eddie McGuire about drafting kids who do nothing but eat bread rolls at the club for 2 years before being delisted. It sort of morphed from there into how the kids weren't getting any Bread Rolls anymore cos Balmey was eating them.Northern Pie wrote:I believe it goes back to when we tried to snare...um someone from Essendon but the fax went through late and the deal was not authorised by the AFL.....Dark Lord wrote:Forgive my ignorance, but what is the origin of the "Balmey/Bread Roll" thing?
That started rumours that the reason the deal got put through late is because Balme was too busy eating all the bread rolls at the time instead of ensuring the deal went through!
Can anyone remember the player?
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It may well have gone on from there with the Misiti trade.
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 3:53 pm
You can see Balmy with a Huge Plate Full Now and Just Eating Himself Stupid
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 3:56 pm
Spot on Stui, I remember Eddie saying that about a year or two after he took over.stui magpie wrote:I thought the origin of the Balmey, bread roll things was the quote from Eddie McGuire about drafting kids who do nothing but eat bread rolls at the club for 2 years before being delisted. It sort of morphed from there into how the kids weren't getting any Bread Rolls anymore cos Balmey was eating them.Northern Pie wrote:I believe it goes back to when we tried to snare...um someone from Essendon but the fax went through late and the deal was not authorised by the AFL.....Dark Lord wrote:Forgive my ignorance, but what is the origin of the "Balmey/Bread Roll" thing?
That started rumours that the reason the deal got put through late is because Balme was too busy eating all the bread rolls at the time instead of ensuring the deal went through!
Can anyone remember the player?
Cheers
It may well have gone on from there with the Misiti trade.
Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2014 3:19 pm
Eddie has just signed on the local bakery to keep Balmey happy and in bread roll heavenDave The Man wrote:You can see Balmy with a Huge Plate Full Now and Just Eating Himself Stupid
Re: Where are the annual Balmey bread roll jokes?
Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2014 4:29 pm
kane tenace. 3rd's love child.DaVe86 wrote:Early discussions revolving around Geelong players Mark Blake, Kane Tenace and Brent Prismall have stalled on day 1. Geelongs president earlier stated that discussions have been put on hold whilst Neil Balme took an early lunch at 10:30 in order to get first dip at the bread rolls, and has not returned from lunch as yet. Discussions are not expected to resume until 4:00, but should only be short as dinner time will be close.
Cmon guys....its trade week...balmey bread rolls jokes should be keeping us going through all this quiet!!
Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2014 4:37 pm
Don't forgot Balme's inability to use a fax machine competently as well. Who can forget Neil missing the deadline and botching the 'smoking' Joe Misiti trade.
Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2014 4:57 pm
He's only doing it for the dough. 
Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2014 5:01 pm
really.RudeBoy wrote:He's only doing it for the dough.
it's all getting a bit stale. 
Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2014 5:25 pm
"Botched"??? I don't believe it was Balme's fault - just another instance of him being used as the fall guy for anything that went wrong, but not getting Misiti was a blessing.The Seedsmeister wrote:Don't forgot Balme's inability to use a fax machine competently as well. Who can forget Neil missing the deadline and botching the 'smoking' Joe Misiti trade.
Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2014 7:49 pm
Agreed. Do we really knead these jokes right now?John Wren wrote:really.RudeBoy wrote:He's only doing it for the dough.
Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2014 8:03 pm
only if you like half-baked humour.Az wrote:Agreed. Do we really knead these jokes right now?John Wren wrote:really.RudeBoy wrote:He's only doing it for the dough.