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I know we've probably done this before and i was probably the one who started it last time, but I got bored so I thought I'd start it again. What are your fave quotes from movies?

'This job would be great if it wasn't for the customers' - Randal, Clerks

'Now that's some f**ked up shit!' - Sheriff played by Nathan Fillion, Slithers

'Disco blows dogs for quarters, man' - Trip, Detroit Rock City

'You two donkey dicks couldn't get laid in a morgue' - Chet, Wierd Science
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OMG You totally started it last time Mel haha!!!

"Girls with arses with mine do not speak to guys with faces like yours" - Monique From Shes the Man

I love that one!! Its a bloody ripper!!
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ancorman

"its so damn hot! milk was a bad choice"
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Big Daddy
Sonny: That's a sh*$load of piss

Sonny: Hey, Old Man Winter. Zip it, or I'll break your hip!

Nazo: I had a doll like that once. But, my cat, he bite his head off
Julian: What kind of cat would do that?
Nazo: Are you calling me a liar?!

Sonny (Dressed Up as Scuba Sam): Oh, and one more thing! Be nice to the Delivery Guy, will ya? It's not his fault he can't read!

BASEketball
Coop: Dude, I don't want to go to a party, with a bunch of c**ks from highschool?
Remer: But, dude, this is Britney Keyser's house, and you know I really want to %&ck her! Oh, hi Dr. Keyser!
(Dr. Keyser stares)
Coop: It's Coop and Remer
Remer: We graduated with Britney
Dr. Keyser: You guys graduated?
Coop: Of course we graduated, c**k. Beer?

Coop: What is something you really want?
Joey: Chelsea Clinton!
Coop: That's a tall order, dude
Remer: Yeah, you'd have a better shot at Bill

Remer: Dude, do you even know what you're doing?
Coop: What does it look like?
Remer: An execution?
Coop: God, I'm trying to save an innocent life!
Remer: I'm giving it all I can, captain!
Coop: I love ya, always have! Hehehe
Remer: Hehehe
Coop: Clear!

Remer: He's flat-lining!
Coop: Quick, where are those heart paddle things, that George Clooney uses?!


A Night at the Roxbury
Greg: Steve! Getting married! You the man!
Emily: Shut up, Greg! I'm walking down the aisle, you dick!

Doug: Is that an ATM?
Steve: No, that's where we drop off videos.
Doug: There! That's an ATM!
Steve: No, that's just Weight Watchers


Liar, Liar
Fletcher: Stop breaking the law, asshole!

Guy in Bathroom What on earth are you doing?!
Fletcher: I'm kicking my ass! Do you mind?!

Jerry: Hey! Great gift, dad!
Fletcher: Thanks, son!


Haha love it! :lol:

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Good work Alyssa!!

I love baseketball!! That is one tripped out movie haha!!! Funny as!!!

From Dude Wheres My Car - I know I have done this one before but its so god damn funny and I laugh at it everytime haha!!!

Dude you got a tattoo!

So did you

What does it say

Dude

What about mine?

Sweet

But what does it say

Sweet

What about mine!!!

I could go on for hours with that haha!!!
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Spider pig, spider pig, does what ever a spider pig does!!!!
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These are all from Blades of Glory:

Chazz: (to Nancy Kerrigan) "Are you an official, 'cos you're officially giving me a boner."

Chazz: (To Jimmy) "How did it go with your lady friend last night? Did you carve up any ice...with your weiner?"

Hector: (Stalking Jimmy from the crowd) "Did you get my blood?! I sent you a cup of my blood!"
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[quote="Miss_Lisey_Molloy"Sal: I'd like to make fake flowers
Trace: Oh, Jenny makes fake flowers!
Sal: Jenny Jenny?
Trace: No, Microwave Jenny. She says the trick is to make them look real, but not too real, just real enough to know they're fake.[/quote]


i ALWAYS quote this bit. all the time. especially the last sentence. haha (H)
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Yeah the Castles' a total crack up. My and my mate always do the "Gone to Bonnie Doon" bit. But I also love the lawyer with his whole "It's just the vibe of the thing". He had absolutely no clue what he was doing! It's funny how quotes from it have worked their way into our language, like, "tell him he's dreaming" and "that's going straight to the pool room".
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It is a bit of a funny movie!!
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mel_kay39 wrote:Yeah the Castles' a total crack up. My and my mate always do the "Gone to Bonnie Doon" bit. But I also love the lawyer with his whole "It's just the vibe of the thing". He had absolutely no clue what he was doing! It's funny how quotes from it have worked their way into our language, like, "tell him he's dreaming" and "that's going straight to the pool room".
everyone makes fun of me when i tell them i have a place in bonnie doon lol :(
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Haha my mate went up there last weekend, and as soon as he told me, I went to say "We're going to Bonnie Doon", and as I opened my mouth, he goes "Yes, I know what you're going to say!" Haha! :D

Darryl: What's this love?
Sal: Ice-cream
Darryl: And look what she's done with it
Dale: What have you done with it, Mum?
Sal: I scooped it out of the punnet

Hahaha! :D

I love how Coco's son, is named Son of Coco. And how Con says "They have a channel over there. Kickboxing 24-hours-a-day!" I just love how he says '24 hours a day!' :P

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Will think of some more but at the moment one of my favourites is from The Adventures Of Priscilla: Queen Of The Desert when Felicia tells Bernadette that her dream is to go to the top of Uluru in full drag:
"Yeah, that's just what this country needs. A cock in a frock on a rock".
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I love Priscilla!! It's a classic movie!! Those two lines in the movie are as funny as!! Love it!!
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