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think positive
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Wokko
Come and take it.
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stui magpie
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In real life they'd get beaten to death in that bar and buried in the dumpster out back, but still very funny. _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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stui magpie
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Wokko wrote: | http://yournewswire.com/buzzfeed-staff-low-testosterone/ |
Quote: | Studies have shown men who are physically strong are more likely to be right-wing, while weak men are more likely to be left-wing socialists. |
_________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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David
I dare you to try
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Men with high testosterone are also much more likely to be meatheads, but Im guessing we all knew that! _________________ All watched over by machines of loving grace |
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watt price tully
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I laughed, I cried, I'm not sure but:
At work last week I saw this mad bastard (I say this in the nicest possible way) a delusional male from Eastern Europe who had assaulted others due to untreated & never treated paranoid & pesecutory delusions. He was brought in for an assessment by police against his will. An older middle aged male.
He was on his mobile speaking in an agitated manner in his first languauge. I came in & tried to introduce myself & asked him if he could speak English? He said in a loud, arrogant manner: "F*ck off" is that good enough english for you? and then chose not to speak for the rest of his stay. Made my assesment easy!!
The other day a transgendered personality disordered person mooned me (after I'd simply suggested & asked in a polite manner that they might want to consider puling up their trousers) as they were showing too much detail !! _________________ “I even went as far as becoming a Southern Baptist until I realised they didn’t keep ‘em under long enough” Kinky Friedman |
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think positive
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Gees u must have a wicked sense of humour to laugh at that stuff! I dont know how u keep doing it mate. _________________ You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either! |
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stui magpie
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Yesterday mum said she wanted to paint the old outhouse door at the holiday hose red.
So boght red paint and after 3 hours of sweating and swearing and a 7x5 trailer full of dead jasmine, wire netting, star pickets, chicken wire and assorted other pleasantries, the door is ready to paint.
1 hour later, down the street to buy turps to get all the paint off her hands.
Never mind, she was happy and the old dunny looks brilliant _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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think positive
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Just think how much more painting there is to do! Hope you bought the big bottle!
Ive started freshening up the paint in our place, started with laquering the laundry door, (since hubby said it was a chuck away, the look on his face when I got it almost as good as New was worth the dont Shake the paint can, dont do this dont do that lecture!) Yesterday did the laundry chute and the broom cupboard and the inside of the gloss doors just to see if I could do a good enough job. Shocked myself! Tomorrow (actually, today) Im planning to do the three laundry walls that need it. Reckon Ill take the 4 cupboard doors and the entry door off the hinges to paint the good side though, the gloss paint takes too long to dry.
All this gets me pondering, since Im using paint that cleans up with water, why doesnt the paint wash off if it gets wet? _________________ You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either! |
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Pies4shaw
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stui magpie
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I like Ibis, but granted I've never seen any in Melbourne, just up bush where they roam around the waterways. _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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Wokko
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ronrat
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stui magpie wrote: | I like Ibis, but granted I've never seen any in Melbourne, just up bush where they roam around the waterways. |
I stayed at one of their hotels once. Room a bit small but functional nevertheless.
A bit like the Paul Hogan joke on his first series.
Interviewer approaches man sitting on bench eating his lunch.
Sir do you realise you have stork on your sandwiches.
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Hoges. Blimey, tastes like chicken to me. _________________ Annoying opposition supporters since 1967. |
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
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OK Let's talk about you. |
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swoop42
Whatcha gonna do when he comes for you?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAko_oxuU_w
I must admit me and Larry had both noticed the thing that he begins commentating on at the 3:45 mark.
Just glad he was the one who raised it otherwise WPT would kill me. _________________ He's mad. He's bad. He's MaynHARD! |
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