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stui magpie
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Better than getting a record, didn't exactly feel vindicated though.
To put this thread slightly back on topic, I recall an exchange between one of my witnesses and the police prosecutor. I so wanted to but in, but I wasn't allowed so all I could do was try not to laugh out loud.
It was an Abbot and costello "who's on first" style exchange about beer glasses. A Pot is a 10 ounce glass, a "glass" is a 7 ounce glass. I knew that, the cop knew that, my mate didn't.
It culminated in a back and forth debate about how much I had drank prior to the incident with my mate referring to pot glasses and the cop querying pots or glass and getting "yes" as a response. They were both frustrated and I was trying not to piss myself laughing while the magistrate was grinning at me. _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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stui magpie
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Saw what I thought was a humorous meme on facebook.
Most adults in the world still associate the # symbol with either a number or the word "pound", which makes it a little worrying that a movement against sexual harrassment was given the title #meToo. _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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partypie
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The royal wedding reminded me that my father told me he had to write an essay on the marriage of princess Elizabeth to prince Phillip to pass matriculation English in the early 1950s. |
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stui magpie
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think positive
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Joined: 30 Jun 2005 Location: somewhere
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I just handed my room key to a Mike Tyson lookalike to pay for a bottle of Jim Beam!
hadnt had a drink yet!
Oops! _________________ You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either! |
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stui magpie
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https://twitter.com/i/status/1010189882503950336
A little video from the BBC called You Woke? Group therapy for overly virtuous 20 somethings.
Seriously funny I thought. _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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Mugwump
Joined: 28 Jul 2007 Location: Between London and Melbourne
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^ LOL. Excellent. _________________ Two more flags before I die! |
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watt price tully
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stui magpie wrote: | Saw what I thought was a humorous meme on facebook.
Most adults in the world still associate the # symbol with either a number or the word "pound", which makes it a little worrying that a movement against sexual harrassment was given the title #meToo. |
In nursing & medicine # means fracture. _________________ “I even went as far as becoming a Southern Baptist until I realised they didn’t keep ‘em under long enough” Kinky Friedman |
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stui magpie
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That's not an improvement. _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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think positive
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stui magpie wrote: | ^
That's not an improvement. |
its actually worse i think!! _________________ You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either! |
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stui magpie
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So wandering around Darwin waterfront, checking out some of the bikini clad fauna around the swimming area while sussing out places to eat.
Heading back to the lift to the skywalk, see this girl walking toward me, boyfriend in tow, who must have stolen her skinny friends clothes. My first impression was how on gods earth did she get those size 8 pants onto her size 12 body? They must have been constricting all blood flow from her waist to her ankles.
Then as she got closer, i noticed her t shirt was just as tight and she was clearly not wearing a bra on those DD cannons. She could've dialed a telephone from across the room with those things.
Then i noticed what was written on the t shirt. "Do my nipples offend you?"
I near cracked up but held it mostly together til they passed. _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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Mugwump
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stui magpie wrote: | those DD cannons. She could've dialed a telephone from across the room with those things. |
.....Yes, but could she have hung the receiver on you, at that point ? _________________ Two more flags before I die! |
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think positive
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kapow! nice reply! _________________ You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either! |
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Jezza
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Joined: 06 Sep 2010 Location: Ponsford End
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
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Oh, you are a poet. |
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