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stui magpie
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53 and a full head of hair. It's all growing perfectly/
Unfortunately so is the hair in the ears, the eyebrows and nose. I know I'm overdue for a haircut when I can plait the hair in my ears. _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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KenH
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stui magpie wrote: | 53 and a full head of hair. It's all growing perfectly/
Unfortunately so is the hair in the ears, the eyebrows and nose. I know I'm overdue for a haircut when I can plait the hair in my ears. |
I know what you're saying Stui, I have to cut the hairs in the ears all the bloody time! Sorry David but I'm 55 and no signs of baldness and only a little grey! _________________ Cheers big ears |
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David
I dare you to try
Joined: 27 Jul 2003 Location: Andromeda
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Yeah, I’m cursed, unfortunately – runs in the family! I’ll look like Friar Tuck by the age of 40, no doubt. _________________ All watched over by machines of loving grace |
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think positive
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Joined: 30 Jun 2005 Location: somewhere
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David wrote: | Yeah, I’m cursed, unfortunately – runs in the family! I’ll look like Friar Tuck by the age of 40, no doubt. |
No way your ever getting that gut! _________________ You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either! |
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stui magpie
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David wrote: | Yeah, I’m cursed, unfortunately – runs in the family! I’ll look like Friar Tuck by the age of 40, no doubt. |
Grow your ear hair and do the comb over. _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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stui magpie
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Had some spare time so I just read all 46 pages of the Jokes thread.
_________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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K
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How long does that take? |
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stui magpie
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depends how fast you read. _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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stui magpie
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Bucks5
Nicky D - Parting the red sea
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What a sook. It wasn't like the squirrel was throwing acorns at him.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-45150298 _________________ How would Siri know when to answer "Hey Siri" unless it is listening in to everything you say? |
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stui magpie
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I checked in with the daughter on her European jaunt. She's been in London for a week or so after a couple of weeks in Greece and can't wait to leave.
She said most of the days there have been rainy and cloudy, and described London as just like Melbourne but not as cold.
I reminded her that it was summer time there and that they put out warnings when the temp gets over 30, she replied that the joint wasn't built to cope with over 30. It was warm, but nothing like a Melbourne summer.
She's looking forward to heading over to the mainland and seeing Europe in the camper van they've hired. _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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luvdids
Joined: 22 Mar 2008 Location: work
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London?? Just like Melbourne? She needs to get out more
She'll love Europe, from the (only) 8 European countries I've visited they're all beautiful & probably even more enjoyable on a driving trip! |
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Joined: 13 Feb 2006 Location: SA
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stui magpie
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So close to being a Darwin award winner.
Going scuba diving with a hangover and with GHB and Ecstacy in your system from the night before, mistake No. 1
Sticking your dick in a giant clam when you have an allergy to seafood, mistake no 2. (it's almost 2 and 3. Just sticking your dick in a giant clam is a WTF but doing it when you have a seafood allergy?)
The clam deciding to hang onto your dick, very nearly strike 3 and out. dickhead.
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/hawaii-scuba-diver-hospitalized-after-his-penis-gets-stuck-in-giant-clam/ _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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think positive
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Oh my god how embarrassing! _________________ You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either! |
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