View previous topic :: View next topic |
Author |
Message |
think positive
Side By Side
Joined: 30 Jun 2005 Location: somewhere
|
Post subject: | |
|
Went to the supermarket this arvo, when I drove up my bff was on the doorstep for a walk so off we went! Left the groceries in the car! Come home and hubby is 1.5 hours early, he cutting veggies, “your early, I can do that” him “ I’ve got cement dust everywhere I need a shower so I came home” me “ so go have a shower I can do that” him “it’s therapy”
Me “you need therapy everyday!”
He’s still not sure how to take it! _________________ You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either! |
|
|
|
|
stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005 Location: In flagrante delicto
|
Post subject: | |
|
So he's chopping veges while getting cement dust all over the kitchen? I wouldn't know whether to thank him or stab him.
Actually, if he was peeling them as well I'd just say thanks and make him clean the kitchen later. _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
|
|
|
|
think positive
Side By Side
Joined: 30 Jun 2005 Location: somewhere
|
Post subject: | |
|
i dont mind a little thickener with the vegies!! eh who am i kidding, id eat just about anything if i dont have to cook it!!
-and i havent cleaned yet, so at least when i do you will be able to tell! _________________ You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either! |
|
|
|
|
watt price tully
Joined: 15 May 2007
|
Post subject: | |
|
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xc1QHMkmxQI
I may have posted this before but this is a good yarn _________________ “I even went as far as becoming a Southern Baptist until I realised they didn’t keep ‘em under long enough” Kinky Friedman |
|
|
|
|
Lazza
Joined: 04 Feb 2003 Location: Bendigo, Victoria, Australia
|
|
|
|
|
David
I dare you to try
Joined: 27 Jul 2003 Location: Andromeda
|
Post subject: | |
|
watt price tully wrote: | https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xc1QHMkmxQI
I may have posted this before but this is a good yarn |
Seconded – very funny. _________________ All watched over by machines of loving grace |
|
|
|
|
PyreneesPie
PyreneesPie
Joined: 22 Aug 2014
|
Post subject: | |
|
watt price tully wrote: | https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xc1QHMkmxQI
I may have posted this before but this is a good yarn |
A great yarn indeed WPT |
|
|
|
|
stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005 Location: In flagrante delicto
|
Post subject: | |
|
it's a decent yarn, but what's his problem with WD40? Who the hell buys RP7? I always used WD40 or CRC5.56 _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
|
|
|
|
stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005 Location: In flagrante delicto
|
Post subject: | |
|
Nice comment I saw on Twitter about Bezos and Branson going into space.
"if we wanted to boldly send billionaires where no billionaires have been before, we could have just sent them to the tax office".
_________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
|
|
|
|
think positive
Side By Side
Joined: 30 Jun 2005 Location: somewhere
|
Post subject: | |
|
hehehe _________________ You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either! |
|
|
|
|
swoop42
Whatcha gonna do when he comes for you?
Joined: 02 Aug 2008 Location: The 18
|
|
|
|
|
stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005 Location: In flagrante delicto
|
Post subject: | |
|
^
Pay that. _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
|
|
|
|
stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005 Location: In flagrante delicto
|
Post subject: | |
|
So after Arianne Titmus won the 400m freestyle gold medal, her coach celebrated in the stands by having unprotected non-consensual intercourse with a glass fence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGiuJQfLtYU _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
|
|
|
|
eddiesmith
Lets get ready to Rumble
Joined: 23 Nov 2004 Location: Lexus Centre
|
Post subject: | |
|
It was the Ultimate celebration!!!
Did laugh most at the attendant half trying to stop him but half enjoying it as well. |
|
|
|
|
Pi
Joined: 13 Feb 2006 Location: SA
|
|
|
|
|
|