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DidakinthePocket
FIGJAM
Joined: 11 May 2003
Location: Magpie Country
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Hows this people for dissapointing...
every year dad and i put up christmas lights infront of our place here in Sydney, and for the past two years KIDS have been running around at night egging places that put them up...
I would like some ideas to stop them and to give them some of their own back! Im sick of little shits doing this and would love to give them a taste of their own medicine.
Any ideas (legal please)
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Daks 
Joined: 19 Aug 2003
Location: Melbourne.
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Simple. Line your gutters with bags of stinking dog shit.. that'll keep em away.
If that fails, sit up on the roof and throw eggs back at them. Works a treat.
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Blanch 
Joined: 01 Jul 2002
Location: Back in Perth!
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Booby trap the place at night. When one of them gets caught throw paint over him/her. Make sure the paint is NOT water based. This will take forever to clean off with turps. Be sure to have something sharp close to their genetalia, close but not making contact. Talk in a Dirty Harry voice like you are freakin crazy and anything could happen.
"Tell your friends little boy....tell them I like visitors. Bring them around, bring your eggs. Bring your friends inside and we can have a nice chat.BWAAHAHAHA"
Then continue with the crazy actions performance. Talk to yourself a little, but just loud enough for them to hear:
"should I use the gun, the knife or the shredding machine...mmm, the shredder!!! Yes I'll use the shredder....i love the smell of freshly shredded flesh....YES!!!" Eyes open wide at this point.
Now if any of you buggers reading this are responsible for egging my house I swear I will paper cut you until I see bone.
Ok, back to the boring world of semi sanity now.
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Dr Alf Andrews 
Fitzroy Victoria Bowling Club
Joined: 20 Oct 2001
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
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| Lobby the government to put a massive new tax on eggs. |
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Go_The_Mighty_Magpies 
Joined: 27 Apr 2003
Location: Melbourne
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Just don't bother with the lights anymore. It would save time and electricity too.
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DidakinthePocket
FIGJAM
Joined: 11 May 2003
Location: Magpie Country
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The lights are staying. We have had them every year and they are not the problem.
I brought a spot light today from the shops and its bloody bright... Ill blind them and then egg them back... 
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Daks
Joined: 19 Aug 2003
Location: Melbourne.
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| Tarrant In the Pocket wrote: | The lights are staying. We have had them every year and they are not the problem.
I brought a spot light today from the shops and its bloody bright... Ill blind them and then egg them back... |
That's the way!. Sit on the roof and egg the £$%$ers.
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She moos, and moos and chews on grass.
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zoia 
didak's number 1 fan
Joined: 10 Mar 2003
Location: melbourne/templestowe
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| the light wont do nothing, i rekon just have the sprinklers on full blast that way they will have to chuck from the road and thats a fair distance for them kids |
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