A response for when you get called ...

[Greg J]

... a dumb Magpie supporter, or something like that.

WE CAN'T READ,
WE CAN'T WRITE,
BUT WE CAN DRIVE A TRUCK.

WE CAN'T READ,
WE CAN'T WRITE,
BUT WE DON'T GIVE A F#CK.

I have ripped this of a soccer chant. A "rural" club get the chant of "sheep shaggers" from one of their arch rivals. They respond, from their end, with "We can't read, we can't write, but we can drive a TRACTOR." The Poms are a funny bunch.

I, of course, Australianised it (truck for tractor) and added the second verse.