More Trade Rumors.

[Sly]

In accordance with the trade rumors going around right about now, I have some more:

* Eddie McGuire will be resigning as President to go host "Beauty & the Beast."
* Steve McKee will be leaving to run the male supermodel circuit with Fabio.
* Damien Adkins will be leaving to concentrate on his career as a greyhound jockey.
* Mark Richardson will be leaving to replace David Hasslehoff in "Baywatch."
* Rupert Betheras will be leaving to film "Road Trip II".
* Shane O'Bree will be leaving to film the movie version of "The Simpsons."
* Andrew Ukovic will be leaving to replace David Schwimmer (Ross) in the last season of "Friends."
* Scott Burns will be leaving to play Fonzie in the stage revival of "Happy Days."
* Tarkyn Lockyer will be leaving to replace but play the same character of Rick Schroedor (Danny Sorenson) in "NYPD Blue."
* Dale "The Brama Bull" will be leaving to pursue a career in the WWF.
* Heath Scotland will be leaving to pursue a career in Football.
* Andrew Dimattina will be leaving to pursue a tandem stand-up career with Jerry Seinfeld.
* Danny Roach will be leaving and nobody will notice.
* Tyson Lane will be leaving to play Jimmy Olsen in the remake of "Superman."
* Neil Balme will be leaving to play the lead in "Uncle Buck II."

I know trade-speculation is part and parcel of this time of the Season, but until it happens or doesn't, I don't particularly give a toss one way or another.




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