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Johnno75
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For all Saints fans still having problems sleeping at night, here are some rhymes we can sing to them.
(Twinkle, Twinkle little star)
Teary, teary Nick Reiwoldt,
We are crap and it’s not my fault,
Even with a soaring Goddard,
We still got smashed pretty hard.
Teary, teary Nick Reiwoldt,
Can I charge Brown with assault.
(Little Miss Muffet)
Little Zac Dawson,
Got smashed by our Dawesome,
Who hit the floor with a big groan,
Along came Scotty,
Who gave it to Sidey,
Who drilled another goal home.
(Three Blind Mice)
Three blind Saints, Molly, Eric and Klimy,
See how they run, when the pies bring up the ton,
They all ran out with tears in their eyes,
As the rest saluted the victorious pies,
When they all held up the biggest prize,
But where were the three blind Saints?
(Jack be nimble)
Shaw be nimble,
Shaw be quick,
Shaw jump all over Reiwoldt’s kick.
(Mary had a little lamb)
Pendles had a little bit@h, its jumper was white as snow,
And everywhere that Scotty went, the bit@h was sure to go.
It followed him on and off the bench, because he didn’t have a clue,
Pendles kept running him around, until his face went blue.
And as Pendles strolled to a flag,
His bit@h was chucking in a bag.
And with the Premiership medal around his neck,
His bit@h lay down, crying on the deck.
(Thirty days hath September)
Thirty days hath September,
In 2010 it was a month to remember;
All was on course to break our 44 yr drought,
We all went to the G expecting a rout,
Except this year it went to October,
Where we got smashed by a team, younger and stronger.
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Nice!
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Yep nice work. If only I could remeber them to call upon when needed.
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Ross the Lyon was coach of the Saints and thought the window was open wide,
But Ross the Lyon couldn't win the cup though he tried and tried and tried.
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Piesnchess
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" Round and round the garden, Lyon hunts for teddy bears,(recruits), one step, two step, nope-their aint none under there.!"
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Lazza
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Hickory dickory dock
Nick & Ross ran up the Clock
The Clock struck one…….
And sooky Nick has never been the same since and cries a lot……………….
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Hickory dickory dock,
Ross Lyon has no.... idea!
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Baa, baa, Ross Lyons sheep,
Have you any Premierships?
No sir, no sir,
Three Grand Finals wasted.
One to the Cats,
One to the Pies,
And one drawn Grand Final,
Which teased all saint supporters , only to be denied.
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"From the back pocket, this will be probably the last kick, he need not even kick it, the drought is over. 32 years they've waited, let the celebrations begin" Sandy Roberts |
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There was a coach called Lyon
And a captain who's always cryin'
They gave up a Ball
And had a great fall
While the Magpies just keep on flyin'
_________________ ex : You love Collingwood more than you love me
b-b: I love Carlton more than I love you |
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Buttsy-Bells wrote: | There was a dud coach called Lyon
And a captain who's always cryin'
They gave up a Ball
And had a great fall
While the Magpies just keep on flyin' |
_________________ ex : You love Collingwood more than you love me
b-b: I love Carlton more than I love you |
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Boo hoo Saints, have you any Spoons.?
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full,
One for lyon, one for Sooky bubs,
And one for the Tiprat to stick up his arse.
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Johnno75
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We really need to get these over to Saintsational. I'll see if they are taking any new stirers as members.
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Piesnchess
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Hickory dickory dock,
Tiprat ran up the clock,
the ball bounced away,
Leaving tiprat in disarray,
and looking a proper cock.
_________________ Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor, but because we cannot satisfy the rich.
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Piesnchess
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Johnno75 wrote: | We really need to get these over to Saintsational. I'll see if they are taking any new stirers as members. |
Be careful mate, infiltrate as quietly as you can, they are alert to trolls, just be the quiet type.
_________________ Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor, but because we cannot satisfy the rich.
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