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think positive
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Joined: 30 Jun 2005 Location: somewhere
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I bet you guys thought i forgot, well all bets are off this week. no really!
You may have noticed that the TAB has taken a slight backseat in advertising this week, and a little birdie told me its because they want to leave room for a big new exciting sponsor who will be even more of an embarrassment and hypocritical choice for them, its all to do with a secret deal you can read about on big footy to get enough sponsorship dollars to help out poor old Folau with his legal hassles, cos the sooner hes back playing human battering ram and preaching in the church of goknowwhat the sooner the AFL can hide back under their rock, so yep folks, this weeks kids show bag will contain not just a betting slip but also a pack of Malboros and a can of carlton draft!! the bag of course will be a paperbag! they will be handed out by some foreign looking gentlemen in blue jackets that were hired by our former premier because they know nothing about football. so, typical AFL staff members!
For good measure they have a new guy on the tribunal, yep you guessed it, its dawks coach, Clarkson, i mean, who else knows all about thumping someone and getting away with it?? actually i support this move, can you imagine what he would hand out to the G-long thugs???
J Hird is back, hes in charge of drug testing. need i say more??
We will see a new umpires uniform this week, and even though they say its because thee umps are whinging about cold heads, im sure the 80's style mullet wigs have been brought in to try and stop the feral fans calling them bald headed, cos you know, thats just the worst thing a flog can be called!
so my fellow army members, i need a big big big effort this week, because if we dont smash em, i expect you all to let down the tyres of hubbies car, maybe attach a couple of balloons and set it down in the yarra and give it a good shove! his sisters will be in there too, so win win!! Me and junior will be travelling separately, ours is the one with the block and white stickers!
Well i hope you all enjoyed the weekend off in vegas, and remember, what happens in vegas stays in vegas. there will be no hangovers tomorrow thanks, no tigers in the bathroom, and no bulldogs in the stands by 3/4 time should suffice!
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The Boy Who Cried Wolf
Joined: 26 Sep 2013 Location: We prefer free speech - you know it's right
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You're hilarious coach....
ps what's in the dim sims this week?!? _________________ All Aboard!! Choo Choo!!! |
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think positive
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Joined: 30 Jun 2005 Location: somewhere
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The Boy Who Cried Wolf wrote: | You're hilarious coach....
ps what's in the dim sims this week?!? |
wolf guts
we were going to use brains but couldnt find any! _________________ You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either! |
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Presti35
Dick Lee for Legend Status
Joined: 05 Oct 2001 Location: London, England
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Loves a Baz-E sanga _________________ A Goal Saved Is 2 Goals Earned! |
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masoncox
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A 7 foot back flanker ..... now that is interesting.
I found a good dumpling shop of late.
So dumplings replacing dimmies today. |
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BazBoy
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Hot dogs with lashing,s of bull sauce _________________ I'm not arguing--just explaining why i am right |
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neil
Joined: 08 Sep 2005 Location: Queensland
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Superb selections this week coach
The coach has the full support of the board _________________ Carlscum 120 years being cheating scum |
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think positive
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Joined: 30 Jun 2005 Location: somewhere
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neil wrote: | Superb selections this week coach
The coach has the full support of the board |
uh oh
so ill be sacked by 1/4 time!! _________________ You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either! |
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KenH
Joined: 24 Jan 2010
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think positive wrote: | neil wrote: | Superb selections this week coach
The coach has the full support of the board |
uh oh
so ill be sacked by 1/4 time!! |
Won't be sacking a winning coach! _________________ Cheers big ears |
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BazBoy
Joined: 11 Sep 2014
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Nah won’t get the L&S as unlike our AFL brothers at 9 -3 we r 12–0 _________________ I'm not arguing--just explaining why i am right |
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Piesnchess
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think positive wrote: | The Boy Who Cried Wolf wrote: | You're hilarious coach....
ps what's in the dim sims this week?!? |
wolf guts
we were going to use brains but couldnt find any! |
NO Pussy Cats this week ?? _________________ Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor, but because we cannot satisfy the rich.
Chess and Vodka are born brothers. - Russian proverb. |
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think positive
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Joined: 30 Jun 2005 Location: somewhere
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Well done guys
I reckon it was Neil’s half time streak that did it!! _________________ You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either! |
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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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Well I lost my money on the punt today
Took the $1.05 on offer for the coach to be sacked if we lost and we won go figure
AS usual the coach has the full support of the Board until such time we change our mind |
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stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005 Location: In flagrante delicto
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Damn I played well today considering I watched the game from my lounge room with the heater on nuke. _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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KenH
Joined: 24 Jan 2010
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Coach I think I saw your hubby's car after the game, 4 flat tyres.
Enjoy your win! _________________ Cheers big ears |
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