Nicks 22 vs the dawgs

[think positive]

I bet you guys thought i forgot, well all bets are off this week. no really!

You may have noticed that the TAB has taken a slight backseat in advertising this week, and a little birdie told me its because they want to leave room for a big new exciting sponsor who will be even more of an embarrassment and hypocritical choice for them, its all to do with a secret deal you can read about on big footy to get enough sponsorship dollars to help out poor old Folau with his legal hassles, cos the sooner hes back playing human battering ram and preaching in the church of goknowwhat the sooner the AFL can hide back under their rock, so yep folks, this weeks kids show bag will contain not just a betting slip but also a pack of Malboros and a can of carlton draft!! the bag of course will be a paperbag! they will be handed out by some foreign looking gentlemen in blue jackets that were hired by our former premier because they know nothing about football. so, typical AFL staff members!

For good measure they have a new guy on the tribunal, yep you guessed it, its dawks coach, Clarkson, i mean, who else knows all about thumping someone and getting away with it?? actually i support this move, can you imagine what he would hand out to the G-long thugs???

J Hird is back, hes in charge of drug testing. need i say more??

We will see a new umpires uniform this week, and even though they say its because thee umps are whinging about cold heads, im sure the 80's style mullet wigs have been brought in to try and stop the feral fans calling them bald headed, cos you know, thats just the worst thing a flog can be called!

so my fellow army members, i need a big big big effort this week, because if we dont smash em, i expect you all to let down the tyres of hubbies car, maybe attach a couple of balloons and set it down in the yarra and give it a good shove! his sisters will be in there too, so win win!! Me and junior will be travelling separately, ours is the one with the block and white stickers!

Well i hope you all enjoyed the weekend off in vegas, and remember, what happens in vegas stays in vegas. there will be no hangovers tomorrow thanks, no tigers in the bathroom, and no bulldogs in the stands by 3/4 time should suffice!

[The Boy Who Cried Wolf]

You're hilarious coach....

ps what's in the dim sims this week?!?

[think positive]

[Presti35]

Loves a Baz-E sanga

[masoncox]

A 7 foot back flanker ..... now that is interesting.
I found a good dumpling shop of late.
So dumplings replacing dimmies today.

[BazBoy]

Hot dogs with lashing,s of bull sauce

[neil]

Superb selections this week coach

The coach has the full support of the board

[think positive]

[KenH]

[BazBoy]

Nah won’t get the L&S as unlike our AFL brothers at 9 -3 we r 12–0

[Piesnchess]

[think positive]

Well done guys

I reckon it was Neil’s half time streak that did it!!

[qldmagpie67]

Well I lost my money on the punt today

Took the $1.05 on offer for the coach to be sacked if we lost and we won go figure

AS usual the coach has the full support of the Board until such time we change our mind

[stui magpie]

Damn I played well today considering I watched the game from my lounge room with the heater on nuke.

[KenH]

Coach I think I saw your hubby's car after the game, 4 flat tyres.
Enjoy your win!